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I remember this one book I read where two characters were highborn siblings, children of a very busy diplomat. "Y'know sometimes I wonder how we were born. Or conceived at any rate. Do you think Dad scheduled mom in? 'I can fit you in on Tuesday between 2:00 and 2:15 p.m. bring sheets and...

This is why I don't vote Republican. I don't vote Democrat either, but I certainly don't vote Republican anymore. They're just as much spoiled brats as the Democrats now. When they win they can't stop crowing. When they lose, oh the lamentation! I'm betting Democrats will win next time. That's...

Nah. Let somebody else find it, if they're brave enough.

Well good. I have fulfilled my bravery conditionals for this thread.

There is a picture of me somewhere on the forum. Good luck finding it. I can't. Like, literally. I can't find it. I tried. These threads come up every now and then, and it's always a challenge, like "I dare you to post your picture for us to see, and if you don't post one you are a coward or...

You introduce him or her to your family and friends when you decide to have a relationship with that person exclusively, instead of playing the field. When that person becomes your significant other instead of just another night on the town. How much time can a person spend on hobbies before...

Witchcraft and lies, deception, manipulation, are not the same thing. Witchcraft is definitely its own thing. My father dabbled a little in witchcraft in his teens. I used to have a witch coworker. Entirely different from lies, deception, manipulation and all that stuff.

As much as you hang out in BDF, conspiracy and news forums, you should be accustomed to posts not making sense.

What? Avocados? Nooooo, can't stand the things. Hate 'em. Say, um... You wouldn't happen to have any would you?

So just how long was that poor rabbit stuck in the tree, that the duck had time to concoct such an elaborate chain and incorporate the rabbit in it?

You wouldn't believe how fast I can eat avocados. No way that even cutting and scooping will outpace eating.

Might want to ask if she's allergic first. What's the best date once you are both familiar with each other and you want to go out and have a really good date?

Did y'all know you don't need none of those fancy machines no more? I was over at my Uncle Brent's house the other day and I saw where he's got some of them newfangled trays that are divided into cubes. Just pour water in them and stick them in the freezer. He got something else I think I...

Howdy chunk and welcome to the Forum.

A good first date is in a restaurant with high visibility, where all your friends know where you are. What is a good second date?

One comedian said that one night he was reading the Bible, and he read the part where it talked about how many wives and concubines Solomon had. His wife said, why!? Before he thought about it he replied, well maybe he wanted to be able to come home and find ONE of them in a good mood.

I did just recently find out that the price of wireless earbuds has dropped dramatically since the last time I checked them. I quickly purchased three pairs. Two for me and one for my father, who has started complaining that his one earbud (no charging case, 14-hour battery life) has started...

A new wee and a new day... Yes, I began everyday by taking a wee. Then washing my hands. Then taking a long drink of water. Then cooking breakfast.

Yeah, that. That last line especially.