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Hmm... Everybody wants to marry somebody interesting, exciting and rich. To go against the grain you would have to find somebody boring and poor. The plainest, most ordinary person in the world. Preferably somebody who collects stamps or Coke bottles.

In V:TM Bloodlines you could suck the blood out of a rat. It was looked down on by polite vampire society though. But sometimes when you were tracking down evil through a sewer and rats were the only source available... (Video game stuff. Just ignore this post.)

I work at a McDonald's. I refer to McRibs as "Dollar store spam" and "cream of chitlins." I swear that's what it looks and feels like. Ground up chitlins, mashed into a patty. Does it taste like cream of chitlins? No idea. I've never tried chitlins and I'm not trying McRibs. I'll cook them all...

Seems to me like the easiest way to do that would be to start growing an orchard. Trees take little maintenance and grow fruit. Which fruit depends on your area.

Quote from a movie, where an elderly man was dating a young woman: "Just be glad she's not as young as she says she is." "If she was as young as she says she is, those (her breasts) would be school books she's carrying."

Well... Apple IS pretty solid. Expensive, and for nerds it's pretty restrictive, but for people who just want a computer that works for everyday normal-people stuff, it's a good choice. I don't have it for two reasons. One, I'm a cheapskate. Two, I like to do nerd stuff that you can't do...

Howdy and welcome to the Forum. How does your garden grow? What do you like to grow in your garden? Flowers? Vegetables? What kind of flowers or vegetables? Something else?

This topic comes up a lot in this forum, and every time it comes up I drop this cartoon in. So here's my customary cartoon for this topic. The actual analysis is of course more complex, but I can't stay to discuss it right now because I have a date. =^.^=

Honestly it IS a rather daunting prospect. I don't know how polygamists do it.

Shoot, I drive four and six hours just to meet friends I know from chat... A piddling little old 2-hour distance wouldn't stop me from meeting a girl.

I thought you meant loooooong distance. If I have my tunes playing I could drive 8 hours to meet a girl. When I was talking earlier about meeting at a halfway point, I was assuming something like at least a 14-hour distance. Thanksgiving dinner at your family or hers?

As for what my game plan is, I'm probably going to spend all night after I get off work and most of the day tomorrow tinkering with a bike. My phone tells me the last pieces I need to electrify my ride have been delivered. I'm using an adapter I got online so I can use a power tool battery to...

With or without whole berries?

I am thankful for a tight family. I hear a lot of people complaining about what a trial it is to endure family dinners over the holidays. Family dinners are a marvelous time in my family. So I am glad for my family.

With all the threads the moderator does pass, even the kind that disparage him personally... Do you REALLY want to see the kind of thread he vetoed? I know I don't. >.>

Google says it is rye, water, malted rye, salt, orange zest. I would try it once. No garnish, just straight, to see what I'm dealing with.

Pick a nice town about halfway between the two of you. That's what I would probably do. Can a pig date a house cat? Can one of them be a slob and one be very neat and fastidious? Or should pigs stick to pigs and house cats stick to house cats?

I should add that it's not all or nothing. You can have both windows and Linux on your computer at the same time if you want. You might keep windows around until you get used to Linux.

Linux is free, but you will need an external flash drive or DVD because The computer can't install the system while it's running the current Windows system. It needs an outboard flash drive to hold the system while it's installing. 1. Download whatever Linux you want to try. it will come as a...

Based on a true story, and she doesn't know he put it in his comic because her Wi-Fi hasn't worked in weeks.