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$2,000 is light, considering how much money he did not pay over that period of time. I know Moses is gone now, so I won't argue with the posts that he cannot now defend. But I have strong questions about the logic of considering Netflix as not a "real" company, and I wish he was still here to...

Definitely garlic over a boyfriend. Because I'm a guy. :p Garlic over a girlfriend? Debatable. I really like garlic. It would have to be a very special girlfriend to get away with demanding I eschew garlic. But for any guy who does definitely say garlic is more important, I have a slogan for...

Howdy and all that social stuff. Welcome to the Forum. Pull up a chair and help yourself to the snacks.

I'm going to hazard a guess you are a troll. I do know multiple people who are equally arrogant. In fact I know a few who are even more conceited, if you can believe that. I have no difficulty believing you are this prideful. But the phrasing is just all wrong. It's not the way a normal person...

Being put on ignore is very liberating. You can say whatever you want about somebody and they don't even know. You can post counterpoints to their assertions and they won't know to argue about it. :D

Some people believe their children are the greatest project they will work on. Some believe it is important to find something greater than yourself to work on. If I am the greatest project I will ever work on, I need to readjust my aim. I'm not so great...

Yeah, and toilet paper. People always need toilet paper. I guess that's why they never have a Black Friday sale on toilet paper. They don't have to. People will buy that regardless.

Can you work fast food? McDonald's, Burger King, Dairy Queen, Taco Bell, they always seem to be hiring.

Only because we don't quite have enough material. Yet.

One more upside of being single: If every single spoon and fork is dirty, but you don't feel like doing dishes right now, you can use two butter knives as a pair of chopsticks. There are zero people to roll their eyes at you! I may or may not have done this just now, and it may or may not be...

Here's a shortcut to some of the parts in that thread where I had the most fun: https://christianchat.com/christian-singles-forum/its-good-to-be-single.200309/page-17#post-5115406

Yeah, sometimes it can be a real downer. On the other hand... https://christianchat.com/christian-singles-forum/its-good-to-be-single.200309/

Yeah, those are baking pears. We used to have a tree in the side yard that made hard baking pears. Delicious if you bake them, but not very delectable otherwise. Kind of like sweet potatoes. Some weird people prefer them raw, but they are only tasty when they are baked. And you really could...

I remember this one lady Grandma used to take painting lessons from. For YEARS afterward, this lady would occasionally call up to see if Grandma wanted another painting lesson, complete with a sob story about being out of money. On the flip side, both Uncle Fred and Aunt Diane called me last...

If your pears are dry, hard and crunchy, you are eating the wrong pears. Those are baking pears. They should be coming out of the oven with marshmallow cream and brown sugar on top. Regular snacking pears are soft, juicy and delicious. No baking required.

It seems there is no topic that some people cannot turn into a holier than thou situation. It really can be. You have to know what you're looking at when you're at a church potluck. Some stuff is just plain blah. Of course there are also some marvelous dishes in there. Just look before you scoop.

I do occasionally eat something for breakfast and it crosses my mind that it's a good thing I'm single. The other day I mashed up tuna and smoked mussels in a bowl, with a little truffle mayo, and ate it with Pringles chips. Sure is good to be single. Nobody was around to complain about it...

I know of this one girl who is very, incredibly allergic to peanut butter. Like, if you eat it and she smells your breath, she has an allergic reaction. She recently broke up with her boyfriend. Amicably, actually. A few months later she happened to see him at the store and asked, so what's it...

Clear communion: using Sprite as wine. Sorry. Couldn't pass it up.

That doesn't quite seem to be his style. I just checked his post history. He seems incapable of doing as you request.