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I never have been able to make guacamole. I never can get past peeling the avocados. Every time I peel one, I eat it. I can't build up enough avocados to mash them up for guacamole, because I keep eating them as fast as I peel them.

That is the meanest joke I have heard since that guy at work started on a rant about anti-Jew jokes.

I am going to have to say that, while you might not be intentionally full of it, you are very wrong. Likening coffee to pornography is the weirdest thing I have heard on the forum this week. I'm not going to say it's the weirdest thing ever, because we have seen some very strange things here...

Then yes, you are in the right place. This is exactly like the message boards of old. :cool:

The term new age was new back when those old guys were young. Someday only old guys will refer to stuff as woke. The kids will have some other term for it by then.

I seem to be ahead of the curve for the first one. I never did really give a flying flitter about all that stuff you listed. I wear whatever I want to wear. Your second point reminds me of a guy who got bifocals. The next time he went to his favorite Chinese restaurant, the owner saw him and...

No, that's a video game called No Man's Sky. :p

This may not work the way you think then. This forum is more for hanging out and chatting with other single people than it is for finding somebody. Of course there have been a few people pair off over the years. Not many though. That's not why we come here. We come here just to hang out. But...

This thread reminds me of a co-worker of mine. We'll call him Henry, because that's not his real name. Henry is moderately autistic, or something. Nobody ever told me an official diagnosis, but it's pretty obvious he's about 1/3 of the way to completely non-functional autistic. He also has...

What kind of job? Does it have to be an office job? Factory job? Or will a job at the local Burger King suffice? Do they need to have it for a certain time, or is it cool that they just started this week?

Hillsong, bethel and Skillet are big groups, not solo musicians who might read this thread. And even they aren't really as popular as they used to be. Nobody really cares about them anymore. Everybody's listening to Spotify these days. And yes, vinyl is a (very niche) market again. But I don't...

But... But... But everybody knows men have more discernment than women!

Most of this is no longer relevant because the age of Christian rock stars is over. 1. Music is just so easy to produce now. You can get your computer to do most of the heavy lifting. Shoot, you can just hum a tune and get the computer to make a full soundtrack for you. 2. The internet has...

Too complicated for me. I just deal with life the best I can, and decide whether to accommodate other people's problems as I encounter them. And if you act like you're entitled, that substantially decreases the probability that I will cater to you. Try at least a little bit. We all got our own...

Yeah... When I want something myself, it sure is easy to find reasons why God would want me to have it.

Actually just last week this happened. Friday I got a message at 5:53 p.m. that we were having practice at 6:00 p.m. One, why was I not in the group text? Two, can you make a group text including me? But I got there at 6:01 anyway.

He gave men more discernment than he gave women? Uh... You don't know many women, do you? Even if your statement was true, as a man you should have had the discernment to not say it in a forum where there are a lot of women. Apparently you got left out of the discernment pool. Assuming your...

Oh my goodness, yes! This happens to me SO much! I've even thought about starting a thread about being forgotten, but I couldn't figure out a way to do it that did not sound whiny. I can't tell you how many times I have shown up to church and nobody else was there for singing practice or...

Sorry about that. My reference to thinking the scamming is okay was about the people on this thread who said scamming was okay. I think the problem with googling it is, there are just too many scams. All I got was the class action suit about the recent fight being glitchy. Everybody's all tore...

I mean... I do have to give you credit for having the guts to start a thread. More credit for trying to start a useful thread.