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If we knew that, do you think we would still be single?

I heard something like that. Mary had a little lamb Some lobster and some prunes A chocolate shake, a piece of pie And then some macaroons It made the waiters really grin To see her order so And when they carried Mary out Her face was white as snow

Um... I'm not. I was kind of agreeing with you. Or I thought I was. I thought you were saying, just stay away from Netflix. So I was saying, yeah, that. Just stay away from Netflix.

*sigh Pretty sure it started out being in all caps because of computer limitations when they started using technology to print and store files. Kind of like that big emergency we were all expecting when the year 2000 hit and we thought computers would go crazy. It was insane how restricted file...

Well it finally got cold enough for me to plug in the oil radiator heater. I'll run it for a few hours before I go to w*rk. There's a propane heater sitting by the wall, but I haven't used it yet. If it gets down to, like, less than 20 or so, I might fire it up.

A few quick googles couldn't turn anything up. Do you have a link? But if it's true... If Frankie cheats at cards, that doesn't mean it's okay for me to cheat, even if it's just cheating Frankie. It means I shouldn't play cards with Frankie anymore.

Seriously though, the box the burger patties come in states 100% beef. No mention of what percentage is meat, but it all came from somewhere on the cow. Remember back in 2020 when beef got so expensive? The texture of those patties changed a bit for a few months. Usually the consistency is...

In the beef patties? I heard the cow eyeballs went into the ice cream mix, for consistency. I wish these rumors would get their stories straight with each other.

Your dad is wise.

They are very, very thin slices of bread. It is even officially labeled, "very thin sliced." The thickness was less than your average two slice peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Lemon curd is a very interesting ingredient. It's like somebody scraped the top layer off a pan of lemon bars, the part that is soft and sweet and very tart, and crammed it in a jar.

The best bread is whatever you have. I have little square loaves of whole wheat bread, very, incredibly thinly sliced. Like, four slices is maybe an inch thick. Today I took two slices and put cashew butter between them. Then I took two more slices and did the same. Then I made a 4 slice...

That lets me out then. I never did bother playing the game.

Yeah, that. When I tried that stuff I had so many dreams that I felt like I lived two weeks in one night. No bad dreams, but a lot of them and very vivid. Like a script writer went on a bender and started churning out a month of production in a night.

Maybe...

I do not! Or at least, I don't quote songs with the express intent of getting them stuck in people's heads. I only quote them because they are very fitting to the conversation at hand. And I think that will be the last recording I do of that song. I only did that one bit because the tune got...

I have been trying to avoid this comic so far in this thread, but you pushed me to it...

My mother says if your feet are cold, put on a hat. Something about the body prioritizes keeping the head warm, so if you put on a hat you will have more heat to send to your feet.

Exactly. Only bother reporting people who are doing something directly detrimental. Trolling, profanity, or recently we had the odd example of promoting stealing from online video streaming services. That was strange. But anyway, yeah, only report people who really need to be removed fast. The...