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In the words of the great sage Hamato Yoshi, "I am hearing questions that are not questions." I mean gee whiz, if you make your question any more pointed it can cut concrete.

Are you certain there's NOTHING you can think of that you would rather be doing? Riding a bike, playing a game, taking a nap, reading a book... Trolling a Christian forum is really the best thing you can think of to do? Talk about a failure of imagination.

It's the most Fattening time Of the year With the pumpkin pie filling And people all swilling Down eggnog and beer

Yeah, about that...

Oh, a Wawa croissant... No no no no no no no no. Just no. SOOOO much no. You have not tried a croissant. You have in fact tried a sawdust roll. Wawa is a good place to get fuel for your car, but don't ever get fuel for your body there. Before you try it, the ones at Walmart "bakery" are not...

Back then we didn't have TikTok and YouTube and Facebook. Kids had to do whatever they could. I balanced on top of a 55 gallon drum on its side and rolled it across the yard by standing on one side or the other. I walked on stilts and refused to consider myself to have mastered them until I...

I wouldn't mind a bit, but my family wouldn't like it much. The hypothetical lady would probably have to talk to my family about this. Not to worry about, my family is nice people. They haven't bitten anybody yet. The theoretical lady would need to have a good reason to bring though. How...

He who lives by the bump, dies by the bump.

Dude. Check your Skype.

Yeah, no, I don't think he needs any suggestions. He's been doing this for two decades. Besides, this is slow compared to the business this forum did back in the day. I don't think we're going to generate a flood of new activity anytime soon here. We're just holding our own.

I've been following that guy for a few weeks now. That's the only video I can recall of his where he doesn't cuss.

Eli beat me to it.

Ah, so you believe in the hereafter? Walk into a room, stop... "What am I here after?"

I thought that's what dates were for. "Getting to knooooow you..." If your date uses earbuds that are not wireless, earbuds that connect physically to a headphone jack on a phone, does that mean the date is over immediately? "Mommy why does that man's AirPods have wires coming out of them?"...

*perk Sooooo... Old buddy, old pal... Whatcha doing with the old computer? Just curious. :D Actually, just kidding. I have enough computers lying around. But it was fun to say that.

Witchcraft can incorporate lies (although curiously the two witches I knew were both very honest people.) But the post I was replying to conflated deception to be considered AS witchcraft. Those are two very separate things.

Oh they do. Pay no attention to the heretic.

After the gobbler has been gobbled, let's get out the tree worship and start in on how and why Christmas is pagan.

Those are not the people we are ridiculing here. We are ridiculing those who measure everyone else's Christianity by their own yardsticks and judge others as "real" Christians or "fake" Christians based on how they measure up. Back in the day, every year we would get a whole crew in here...