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That is funny. I think I have more frustration with the singles who expect special signs, total comfort, etc. Edmund Burke liked to say the great things are rarely exact (or something like that). I'm inclined to agree. Married Karens are married Karens. If they think me a helion, that's...

Exactly. It seems we're speaking two different languages here. Taking a girl out for a beer and a taco does not a relationship make.

Dating, yes. Being in more than one relationship at once? No. That's out of the question.

No.

The more people you date, the more likely you are to find someone fit for marrying.

Date a lot of people. It's a numbers game.

Mining and deforestation are the least of our problems.

Like every other great assumption, you're better off thinking of ways to tastefully leverage it rather than mope about the fact it exists in the first place.

"Put your trust in God and keep your powder dry."-Oliver Cromwell

Next Halloween, you need to wear a Ghostbuster outfit.

Well in Biblical times people got married quick and young. We've turned this into a Gordian Knot of sorts by raising the threshold for maturity so-to-speak. Christians have to be counter-cultural in expecting people to mature faster so they can, in turn, marry faster. As for older Christians...

That's a new one and I love it!

I'm one for two. It wasn't a good date though. She likes Sylvia Plath. I like John Milton.

I asked out two baristas as they handed me my latte. I'm the scourge of the South's coffee-preparing community.

You must enjoy trips to the aviary.

Looks like he got a mowhawk. Wow. https://twitter.com/paul12stones?lang=en

The Spice Girls

Parents, tell your children: Ignoblity = a red flag

You show great wisdom. Then it's an ignoble lie. Good move. (Nice pic too btw)

Hahaha. I can kind of see it. I'd sooner join the A-Team though. I like guns too much.