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Haha. Thank you, Magenta. There is a reason I avoid beaded necklaces, earrings, and french fry-colored hairdye.

1. Yes. Obsession with red flags is a red flaga. It indicates he is prudish and therefore a deviant from the Aristotelian mean. Which isn't hot at all. 2. I believe the correct response is "No baby, you da hottest." There may indeed be hotter people out there objectively speaking. But love...

There, y'all can speculate as to my spiritual state, eye color, etc. The jester comes back Sunday

since there is so much speculation, I'll change my profile pic to me. TEMPORARILY.

Tell them you are a eunuch and hand them your twin brother's contact information. I'm your twin brother by the way. Long time, no see!

That's too bad. I kind of liked him.

Puddle of Mudd but with the daily application of Clearasil!

12 Stones. They're Puddle of Mudd but with high school angst.

Close! Post-Grunge. Paul McCoy from 12 Stones

Your jokes are funny. Keep'em coming! I'm 30. I can take it. I do look a little young for my age, but that ain't me.

It's a trap.

I don't think there is anybody on this thread who has been offended or hurt. By me? Probably. But I'm not sorry.

I'll take his talent as a writer and not his looks. He's a little leprechaun of a man.

So many happy couples. I'm the reason why the US birth rate is 1.9 children per woman and not 1.2. That's the truth.

I'll let the numerous happy couples I brought together speak to my considerable talent.

I know what the girls about my age swoon over and it ain't Johnny Cash or Billie Corgan

Eat sea urchins. Some cultures consider them an aphrodisiac. Judging by his hair, he's fond enough of them as it is.

Wine! Women! Song!

You can. But they'll always come to me for the red pill.

I don't understand how he became "Bono"