Give me bad advice...
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I have been known to threaten to do that... But only when somebody is teasing about me a sneezing. If someone makes fun of you sneezing, threaten to blow your nose on his shirt. It will at least stop the teasing.Better yet, use your date's shirt.
If nothing else, it'll leave a lasting impression.
Or, if theres nobody around, you can close one nostril, bend over, and blow it out your nose.
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A man would probably get an elephant before getting married. After all, the elephant would would work for peanuts and, as a bonus, also supply free fertilizer.Tell a woman you need a hired hand but are too cheap to hire one so instead youre gonna marry her and force her to run laps around the barn and fetch bags of feed(in a skirt) she'll be thrilled !
Tell a woman you need a hired hand but are too cheap to hire one so instead youre gonna marry her and force her to run laps around the barn and fetch bags of feed
You might have seen it but there is actually a guy in the forums demanding exactly what Pippy just posted.
He'd never get an elephant
because he'd think the feed and maintenance would cost too much, and plus, the elephant wouldn't look as pretty in a dress. 
Wearing only dresses was one of his 800+ requirements for his free farm hand wife, and it would cost him good money to find a dress
in the elephant's size.After, the whole reason the guy said he was advertising for a wife to begin with is because he needs a farm hand but doesn't want to pay for one.
I read a book about about a man who fell in love with an elephant. He was a mad rich englishman and bought her in India, and rode her the length of it just because he could.
When he finished his trek he sold her to someone else. The elephants name was Tara. I dont think he fed her peanuts though, it was some other food. The man was related to the family of Camilla (The british kings wife) I will try and recall the title and author. I know it was a Readers Digest Book
When he finished his trek he sold her to someone else. The elephants name was Tara. I dont think he fed her peanuts though, it was some other food. The man was related to the family of Camilla (The british kings wife) I will try and recall the title and author. I know it was a Readers Digest Book
You might have seen it but there is actually a guy in the forums demanding exactly what Pippy just posted.
He'd never get an elephant
Wearing only dresses was one of his 800+ requirements for his free farm hand wife, and it would cost him good money to find a dress
After, the whole reason the guy said he was advertising for a wife to begin with is because he needs a farm hand but doesn't want to pay for one.
It'll work totally work. It's "Sarah, Plain and Tall"
