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eat all the expired food in tin cans in your bunker...its perfectly safe
 
leave your used tissues in the library for the librarian to pick up and talk extremely loudly.
Teachers, do your best to yell at your students.
Send all your rubbish there too.
Dont let your librarian have any breaks.
 
Lanolin said:
eat all the expired food in tin cans in your bunker...its perfectly safe
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It's funny you say that...

One time I bought crab meat in a can (the first time I've ever done that). It was in a refrigerated section. I was actually visiting a group of friends for a week, and we went to this special market. When I got home from my visit, I robotically put my cans in the pantry.

Later I went to get that can of crab meat and the can top had bubbled up. No surprise, it had to be refrigerated. :( I didn't even open it.

Per the USDA:
  1. If cans are in good condition (no dents, swelling, or rust) and have been stored in a cool, clean, dry place they are safe indefinitely.
  2. High acid foods such as tomatoes and other fruit will keep their best quality up to 18 months; low acid foods such as meat and vegetables, 2 to 5 years.
  3. NEVER USE food from containers that show possible "botulism" warnings: leaking, bulging, or badly dented cans; cracked jars or jars with loose or bulging lids; canned food with a foul odor; or any container that spurts liquid when opening. Even a minuscule amount of botulinum toxin can be deadly.
 
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You want a new updated style? Just wash all of your clothes in globby ink, the colors will change and be updated - for better or worse.
 
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Go on a hike and whistle and make it a point to look for Sasquatch/Bigfoot. What's the harm?
 
Talljake said:
Or just pick up your phone and start scrolling. People love that lol
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While you are scrolling on your phone, look up a local Therapist and text them the number! OR better yet, make an appointment for them. Say, 'Hey, sorry to interrupt, but are free next Thursday at 4pm?" Works like a charm. Then say, can I suggest maybe get a journal and write down everything you are laundry listing to me now, so you can read it on your first appointment. Okay, gotta run!
 
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Mosie said:
Go on a hike and whistle and make it a point to look for Sasquatch/Bigfoot. What's the harm?
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And, offer him a lift, and when he gets close, pull away a few feet. Then repeat. What could go wrong?
 
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