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Talljake

Talljake

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Talk about your ex when on a date, it helps break the ice.
 
Mosie

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Tell the person you are trying to get to know on the phone that you have a terrible problem with road rage
 
Mosie

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Life Insurance is like a parachute, if you don't have it when you need it, you probably won't need it again.
 
Mosie

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What´s the best thing about turning 65? No more calls from life insurance agents.
 
Mosie

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Mosie said:
Tell the person you are trying to get to know on the phone that you have a terrible problem with road rage
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This literally just happened to me on the phone a few minutes ago. After they told me they shot the neighbors dog with a pellet gun. I politely exited the conversation.
 
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Identify as Trans-Superman in front of a moving train. Remember, it's YOUR truth!
 
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Gojira

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Talljake said:
I was thinking about brushing their hair for them.......they enjoy it.
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If you can get close enough.

Here's some GOOD advice: Wait until God has brought them back to their intended state. Then, you can play with them and pet them all day long. I look forward to rubbing their tummies and petting their manes, but not until God's restored all things :D
 
Mem

Mem

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Talljake said:
I was thinking about brushing their hair for them.......they enjoy it.
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Gojira said:
If you can get close enough.

Here's some GOOD advice: Wait until God has brought them back to their intended state. Then, you can play with them and pet them all day long. I look forward to rubbing their tummies and petting their manes, but not until God's restored all things :D
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I can't wait!
 
Pipp

Pipp

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When someone is crying and confiding in you, I mean really pouring their heart out, wait till they're finished then respond with, "huh? I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention, could you start over with that ?"

Go on, try it.... it'll be fun..

 
Talljake

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Pipp said:
When someone is crying and confiding in you, I mean really pouring their heart out, wait till they're finished then respond with, "huh? I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention, could you start over with that ?"

Go on, try it.... it'll be fun..

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Or just pick up your phone and start scrolling. People love that lol
 
zeroturbulence

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Next time you're in a busy store, cut straight to the front of the checkout line. People will think you're important and leave you alone.
 
Lynx

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Pipp said:
Dont have a tissue ? No problem, use your shirt!
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I have done that before, depending on how bad the drip is and how long until I'm going to change my shirt anyway. It's what is known as a calculated risk.
 
Lanolin

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Pick your nose in public its now cooler than smoking was in the day
 
Lynx

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Lanolin said:
Pick your nose in public its now cooler than smoking was in the day
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Everybody's doing it
Doing it, doing it
Picking their noses and
Chewing it, chewing it
Tastes so dandy
Just like candy
But it'snot
 
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