Shot through the buttDid I get his number![]()
How would I progress/recover from an initial encounter like THAT?!
And you're to blame
You give love...
...A bad name
Hahaha I'll stop. Wait, will I? Yes. Yes, I will.
Shot through the buttDid I get his number![]()
How would I progress/recover from an initial encounter like THAT?!
Sometimes I skip across the parking lot specifically to make people wonder about me. If they think I'm weird people tend to underestimate me in other ways. And being underestimated comes in very handy.That awkward moment when you get caught skipping down the street by a neighbor that already thinks you're weird.
Ten minutes before a first date picks you up for dinner, and he calls you and says
" I am almost there...I'm sure you look lovely,...oh btw...you are ok with me having a part time girlfriend in the city right? (pause) Didn't I tell you?"
"Umm...no you didnt!"
Click
Lol..yea that happened once sigh![]()