that awkward moment when...

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... when you realize that lovely leopard-printed wrap dress that you zoom in for a closer look at is being worn by a rather unfeminine looking ms. jenner.

oh dear. but it WAS a lovely dress!








i'm not sure what that says about my fashion sense.
 
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(I would think that Ms. Jenner would have the finest of stylists... especially now as there is such media attention - so I'm sure your taste is of the highest!)
 
I wonder how it feels to be suddenly female*, and now the other girls "are allowed" to verbally tear apart your clothes. Maybe not quite as much fun as assumed ;D.



* "female"? Still has a Y chromosome, presumably ...
 
That awkward moment when you overhear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud.
 
that awkward moment when your coworkers are speaking spanish around you becuase they know you are a white girl who doesnt speak it.
 
^ The even MORE awkward (though giggly) moment when you DO know what they're saying and let them know so :D!
 
The awkward moment when I was standing in the grocery line, about to check out, when an elderly woman comes up behind me with prune juice. She then proceeds to lean towards me and whispers, "The last time I bought this, I blew up my toilet," and sets it on the counter as if nothing happened.
 
why oh why do I almost cry with laughter when I am seriously NOT suppose too? Them awkward momentssss
 
You get up early, get dressed up, and drive to a meeting...and no one shows up. Should have re-checked my calendar, got the date wrong. On the positive side, I called out the rest of the day and went to the beach.
 
That awkward moment when you are in your office, take a stretch, yawn, out pops your shirt-tail, so this male takes time to undo pants, pull them down, adjust undies, which are binding, scratch buttocks, unbutton shirt, flex chest muscles and do your best Charles Atlas pose, smell underarms just in case, button shirt back up, re-tuck shirt, pull pants back up, zip up, tighten belt and flatulate, just as you notice that the security camera is aimed at you!
 
Wow, and you yell at US for making posts that you find to not be edifying?

Good luck fixing your attitude.

And your elastic.

BTW, did you realize you made an awkward moment in the "awkward moment" thread?


















And yes, I DID mention luck just to annoy you.
 
That awkward moment when you get caught skipping down the street by a neighbor that already thinks you're weird.

Aaaaand that awkward moment when the only reason someone remembers who you are is because you once did some major ninja moves and also crawled across the floor of Subway...because getting a turkey sandwich required stealth and mad skill.

Sometimes I'm embarrassed at myself. But apparently not enough to prevent awkward moments.
 
Hehe, they were likely wishing they had the gumption to do that as well, Cristen :D!


And for the record, I didn't think pwrnJC's post was that bad; it's just that he's made numerous posts hollering at others to stop wasting time with pointless threads, etc. I was just pointing out his hypocrisy, or, rather, I was attempting to do so; I doubt he saw it.





Seriously, he needs to stop picking on Evie for using the word "luck". TOTALLY not worth making a post over ...
 
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when you wonder how the heck someone knows your name, then realize it is written on your shirt.
 
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That awkward moment when you get caught skipping down the street by a neighbor that already thinks you're weird.
Sometimes I skip across the parking lot specifically to make people wonder about me. If they think I'm weird people tend to underestimate me in other ways. And being underestimated comes in very handy.
 
Ten minutes before a first date picks you up for dinner, and he calls you and says

" I am almost there...I'm sure you look lovely,...oh btw...you are ok with me having a part time girlfriend in the city right? (pause) Didn't I tell you?"


"Umm...no you didnt!"

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Lol..yea that happened once sigh :)
 
Ten minutes before a first date picks you up for dinner, and he calls you and says

" I am almost there...I'm sure you look lovely,...oh btw...you are ok with me having a part time girlfriend in the city right? (pause) Didn't I tell you?"


"Umm...no you didnt!"

Click

Lol..yea that happened once sigh :)

I hope you didn't go on with the date. Did you?