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MollyConnor
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When your aunt offers you food and you nicely decline saying you have already eaten then your mother says "no you haven't!" Ugh! I am very picky when it comes to food.
Or that moment when one scratches one's head wondering why this post attracted 16 "Likes".That awkward moment you call a false prophet on CC an 'idiot' and have your salvation questioned by another member.
...I have to ask my younger sister to stop putting glasses away on the top shelf of my cabinets because i cant reach.
...a friend comments that you smell like an old person. (pulled a muscle, am self medicating with icy hot ointment)
And here I was going to guess that you were wearing Eau de le Preparation H... (which would be a really good parody of Chanel Number Five).
That awkward moment when you realize you have a great skit you could sell to Saturday Night Live... and you just gave it away for free on a forum.And here I was going to guess that you were wearing Eau de le Preparation H... (which would be a really good parody of Chanel Number Five).
You realize that we have to tease you about this forever, right? I mean we literally have no choice.Well, the self medicating was for naught.
You want to know what's more awkward than smelling like icy hot or prep H? Having a young male nurse give you two shots where the sun doesn't shine. Had to swallow my pride, my hip muscle spasms became too excruciating.