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When you're at a stop light puking in a empty Target bag nd the person in the car beside you is watching. I don't hate Target, I was sick.
Wow. I hope you're feeling better.
When you're at a stop light puking in a empty Target bag nd the person in the car beside you is watching. I don't hate Target, I was sick.
Wow. I hope you're feeling better.That's can't be a good thing with all you've been through.
That awkward moment when you say hi to someone and they don't say it back.
You walked around in the mall for hours without noticing your fly is open…
that awkward moment when you, not once, but TWICE, whine to two different co-workers how "you just can't wait for friday..."... and about an hour later, realize that it IS friday.
and then wonder whether you confused your co-workers, why they didn't say anything, and and spend a full minute trying to decide whether you should let your co-worker know that (in light of my late-breaking calendar awareness) that "no, you WON'T be talking to [him] tomorrow".
and, while pondering that silliness, muse about how it is that i can lose track of time, asking myself how many other grown-ups also have problems with the calendar, dates and the concept of relative time?.
what was i talking about again? ; p
You open the door to use the bathroom and your grandma is sitting on the toilet. LOL!
At least you didn't do what I did.....
I was in the room before graduation started where we all are supposed to be ready......There is a bathroom in the corner of the room....I knock on the door, but can't hear anything over the loud noise of my classmates.....so I try the handle and it is unlocked.....of course someone is in there changing.....I just shut the door and walk away.....my face was probably red....
Lol, oh my. I bet they're trying to let you know that they don't think the cheesecake looks unappetizing. But still... gross....when you offer a sample of cheesecake to an unfamiliar customer who then, instead of just saying, "no, thanks" launches into a graphic soliloquy about their digestive distress upon consuming dairy.
The look on my face is always of concern, but I wonder if they see the prayer in my eyes to just make it stop.
If I tell you that it happens often, will you believe me if 'often' can be translated to about 5 times a day??
...when you offer a sample of cheesecake to an unfamiliar customer who then, instead of just saying, "no, thanks" launches into a graphic soliloquy about their digestive distress upon consuming dairy.
The look on my face is always of concern, but I wonder if they see the prayer in my eyes to just make it stop.
That awkward moment when...The mom and pop store I work at in the middle of nowhere has the men's restroom light switch on the outside of the door. Besides the fact that this is not normal for America, I work in the vicinity of the store restrooms, therefore I am presumed to be the Almighty Keeper of the Potties. I can't tell you how many times daily men will go to use the restroom, go inside with the light off, proceed to find no light switch inside the room, open the door to see, proceed to look up and down the wall...maybe it's on the ceiling!? and then give me a desperate look of confusion. I am always prompt to let them know, "Hey man, the light switch is on the other side of the door."
The awkwardness increases with the fact that last summer I got tired of directing people to the light switch. I decided to make a sign, because who doesn't read signs!? I know I do! I made a sign that says: LIGHT SWITCH →
I thought, surely the problem is solved! People will read the sign and I will never have to direct them again! Turns out this was a lie. The majority of the guys are on auto-pilot and don't seem to read large signs on restroom doors.
So, here I am to this day, as faithfully as ever, saving the men of this small town from embarrassment for being outsmarted by a light switch.
Must be really tough being a man.Welcome to CC.
Well, if I can speak for myself, there is only one thought that my brain can process when I am going to the restroom. It does not have the bandwidth to process anything else, even large signs on restroom doors.![]()
In defense of my gender I must mention that Roh_Chris does not speak for all males. I would have seen said sign, or before the sign was there I would have found the switch.
...but from what I gather I'm not normal.
The more full the bladder, the less ability one has to take in new information.
Oh, and welcome to CC, Krystek!