I still have to remind myself that is not the case whenever they mention it in church.When I was a kid I thought Philippians was Paul's epistle to the Filipinos.
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Jullianna
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HIM: "You know how when you get a booger on your towel and don't know it? And then it gets stuck in your hair? And it disappears? And then you find it stuck to your stomach later?"
ME: *blink*
ME: *blink*
when you are kind of sleepy at a stop light and while waiting for the light to change to green you close your eyes for a few seconds and when you open them the light is yellow and turning red again.
well, believe it or not, "shy bladder syndrome" is a thing. for real.
and they're not entirely bashful about wanting to flush a so-called discriminatory ad. ; p
i don't think they have that "syndrome" where i grew up.
learning from a young age to avail the privacy afforded by the trail-side tree sort of desensitizes even the most shrinking of bladders. : )
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Jullianna
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I saw that ad story on the news this morningI thought Really??? That's so silly...
yeah, that made me laugh out loud. some folks have way too much time on their hands.
or are way too easily offended. chill out peoples!
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Charcoal
Guest
That awkward moment when you forget to fill out part of your job application, and have to go back to the place you're applying at, and have to ask for it back
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Gandalf
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...When you're standing in line at the supermarket check-out and the person in front of you is reeeeeaaaaaaally slow, fumbling around for change in her big ole purse, and you're getting so impatient wishing she would just get the lead out... and then when you finally get to the front of the line you realize you forgot your wallet.
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kaylagrl
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Not single but....When you're at a self check out line and you see a free spot and take it then realize the person beside you was there before you and is royally pooped off that you took THEIR spot.They mumble and give you the stink eye as you check out your frozen peas.Whats the etiquette people? Two lines but you're allowed to cross over into my line because you were here first?What madness is this? Dont get me started on the people who have their cart full to the brim and have no idea how to use the dang machine.At Christmas a couple had two,I said two full carts at the self check out! I almost blew an eyeball.Dont people understand that lane is for those who want to get out quickly and are in a hurry? grrrrr
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MissCris
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The awkward moment when the FedEx delivery guy has a GIANT. BOOGER. hanging out of his nose and stuck to his mustache, and you have to try to sign for a package while debating if you should tell him or not, and you just about get up the nerve to say "Hey, you might want to wipe your nose..." but then the wind kicks up and the booger is kind of swaying, and you just have to take the package and run inside so you can laugh.
Poor guy. I should've told him.
Poor guy. I should've told him.
That awkward moment when you're simultaneously GROSSED OUT... and laughing hysterically at the same time.
Only our very own beloved MissCris would have a story like this!!!
<--- (And no, my emoticon does NOT have a giant booger hanging out of his nose. That's just his giant tongue. MUCH better!!)
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