Give me bad advice...

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I_am_Canadian

I_am_Canadian

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Lanolin said:
Make pink pizza, just cover the whole base with ham and hold the cheese and pineapple. It will be a hit at the Barbie, where all the food is pink.
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I thought you were going to mix the white mozzarella cheese into the red pizza sauce lol
 
true_believer

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Be sure to plenty of different kinds beans several days before meeting someone on a first date.
 
Dino246

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Okay @Pipp... as a parent, I must ask, are we wasting our time giving you bad advice? Are you following anything we've suggested or are you just collecting bad advice for a homework assignment?

;)
 
Pipp

Pipp

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Dino246 said:
Okay @Pipp... as a parent, I must ask, are we wasting our time giving you bad advice? Are you following anything we've suggested or are you just collecting bad advice for a homework assignment?

;)
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I cant tell you, If I told you...then Id have to.... well, you know the rest of it...
 
Lynx

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Pipp said:
I cant tell you, If I told you...then Id have to.... well, you know the rest of it...
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Then you'd have to... bake us some cupcakes to keep our mouths full so we couldn't tell anybody else! :D :D :D

Or banana bread. That'll work too.
 
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Karlon

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to have all the attention at a party, start 1 at a cemetery!
 
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Gojira

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Karlon said:
to have all the attention at a party, start 1 at a cemetery!
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Oh that reminds me... this is not bad advice, but I do think it's kind of hysterical...

 
I_am_Canadian

I_am_Canadian

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Dino246 said:
Okay @Pipp... as a parent, I must ask, are we wasting our time giving you bad advice? Are you following anything we've suggested or are you just collecting bad advice for a homework assignment?

;)
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I dont know what the purpose of this forum is, but I am getting a few laughs out of some of the bad advice given, in contrast, I think the forum is for humour purposes.
 
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Karlon

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need to knock some sense into your head? try this: sleep on the floor with your head inside an open end bass drum. put a pillow inside for your head to rest on. set an alarm to wake up at the time you need. the alarm will be a mechanical device that activates the beater to hit the drum! & presto, for no cents, we all sense you now have intense sense!
 
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