Give me bad advice...

[Labeshia]

Open a Thread about 'The Chosen' series or 'Jesus Revolution' movie in the BDF😃

Oh yes I watch this.

 

[Karlon]

wear high heels like the girls on the "runway"!

 

[seed_time_harvest]

Turn off the main power source switch when you change a light bulb.

 

[PopClick]

 

[Lanolin]

cover your face in plastic, PVA glue makes a good face peel

 

[Gojira]

If you don't want to waste time boiling water to make pasta for dinner, just boil a whole bunch of it at once and freeze it for later.

Excellent.

 

[Lanolin]

eat all the expired food in tin cans in your bunker...its perfectly safe

 

[Lanolin]

greet others by coughing and sneezing

 

[Lanolin]

leave your used tissues in the library for the librarian to pick up and talk extremely loudly.
Teachers, do your best to yell at your students.
Send all your rubbish there too.
Dont let your librarian have any breaks.

 

[Sculpt]

eat all the expired food in tin cans in your bunker...its perfectly safe

It's funny you say that...

One time I bought crab meat in a can (the first time I've ever done that). It was in a refrigerated section. I was actually visiting a group of friends for a week, and we went to this special market. When I got home from my visit, I robotically put my cans in the pantry.

Later I went to get that can of crab meat and the can top had bubbled up. No surprise, it had to be refrigerated. I didn't even open it.

Per the USDA:

1. If cans are in good condition (no dents, swelling, or rust) and have been stored in a cool, clean, dry place they are safe indefinitely.
2. High acid foods such as tomatoes and other fruit will keep their best quality up to 18 months; low acid foods such as meat and vegetables, 2 to 5 years.
3. NEVER USE food from containers that show possible "botulism" warnings: leaking, bulging, or badly dented cans; cracked jars or jars with loose or bulging lids; canned food with a foul odor; or any container that spurts liquid when opening. Even a minuscule amount of botulinum toxin can be deadly.

 

[CcGirl]

You want a new updated style? Just wash all of your clothes in globby ink, the colors will change and be updated - for better or worse.

 

[Lynx]

New word for my vocabulary - globby.

 

[Mosie]

Go on a hike and whistle and make it a point to look for Sasquatch/Bigfoot. What's the harm?

 

[Mosie]

Or just pick up your phone and start scrolling. People love that lol

While you are scrolling on your phone, look up a local Therapist and text them the number! OR better yet, make an appointment for them. Say, 'Hey, sorry to interrupt, but are free next Thursday at 4pm?" Works like a charm. Then say, can I suggest maybe get a journal and write down everything you are laundry listing to me now, so you can read it on your first appointment. Okay, gotta run!

 

[Mosie]

Get in the Lions cage at the zoo.

Jump the barrier and take a selfie right close to a polar bear. Don't worry! They won't reach their paw through the cage and try to pull you closer.

 

[Mosie]

If a bee lands on you, smack it.

If a bee lands on you, you must be a flower !!!

 

[I_am_Canadian]

Marry the first person that comes along even if you dont like them, you may not get another chance and we do NOT want to be left out.

When would you like to set a date?? lol

 

[Brightfame63]

Offer her an apple.... It seemed to work for Eve.

 

[Pipp]

When would you like to set a date?? lol

Are you saying you dont like me ??? Also yes... November 35th

 

[Gojira]

Go on a hike and whistle and make it a point to look for Sasquatch/Bigfoot. What's the harm?

And, offer him a lift, and when he gets close, pull away a few feet. Then repeat. What could go wrong?