These are not funny, but here's my true list...anything mentioning a current or ex-significant other (or asking you about your ex), males who talk (too much) about their mothers (no mama's boys lol), indications that someone is a player, someone talking/asking about sex, a guy that's too clingy (see post about FB status above), guys who get all touchy & try to grope you. This may be a different topic, but I also don't like cheap guys...guys who ask you to dinner, then make you go dutch, pay for them, etc....on the first date. Maybe the most awkward, though, was a 1st date where the guy wound up being bisexual & talked on & on about his guy friend (who he was obviously in love with or had a crush on)...