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  1. ChrisTillinen

    Dad jokes

    Some churches with a strong liturgical tradition welcome donations in dollars and incense.
  2. ChrisTillinen

    Dad jokes

    In hindsight, my colonoscopy was unnecessary.
  3. ChrisTillinen

    Let's write a story ✍️

    it was almost eerily quiet
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    Let's write a story ✍️

    However, the tigers were surprisingly
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    Let's write a story ✍️

    and also large white tigers
  6. ChrisTillinen

    Dad jokes

    There was some kind of a religious conference going on nearby, so I went to check it out. I was confused when I saw that everyone there had a camper van. But then I realized what was going on. . . . . . They were roamin' Catholics.
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    Let's write a story ✍️

    activated the elephant's primal fear
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    Let's write a story ✍️

    Suddenly, an elephant rushed violently
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    Let's write a story ✍️

    thymes and the wurst of
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    Let's write a story ✍️

    She blew so hard that
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    Let's write a story ✍️

    because they tasted better and
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    without thinking of the consequences
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    Let's write a story ✍️

    anyone could have ever imagined
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    she grew even more anxious
  15. ChrisTillinen

    Give me bad advice...

    So not a fan but one of the actual players?
  16. ChrisTillinen

    Give me bad advice...

    Washing your teeth with some strong and fresh flavored toothpaste is the best way to prepare you mouth for the taste of orange juice. Just make sure that you drink it right after you're done with the preparation.
  17. ChrisTillinen

    Poetry Videos

    New video again. Probably I need to slow down with posting these as I don't want to empty my "reserve" of poems I've already written too quickly. So perhaps it will be one poem per 5-8 days from now on.
  18. ChrisTillinen

    Everyone Welcome Mingle #5: Sign Up Now to Join the Official Meatloaf Hater's Club!

    Get over your meatloaf phobias. Here's what a properly balanced and nutritious meal looks like. Just had this today. I was considerate enough to mask most of the meatloaf goodness with gravy just to avoid triggering anyone too much.
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    Let's write a story ✍️

    now become covered by goo
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    Let's write a story ✍️

    The walrus did not notice