how many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
two: one to screw it most of the way in, and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end
how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
only two: the trouble is getting them into the lightbulb.
you might be welcome
I believe that i had a song whose tune I was copying when i wrote it, but not anymore.
i have written one to yurgen's tune by andrew peterson or whoever.