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A guy was eating at a restaurant and signaled the waiter. 'Waiter, waiter, my soup is cold!' The Waiter replied 'It's Gazpacho Sir' 'Gazpacho, my soup is cold!' :)

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential! :)

Yes. The prophet Jeremiah called it the time of Jacob's trouble: How awful that day will be! No other will be like it. It will be a time of trouble for Jacob, but he will be saved out of it (Jeremiah 30:7) In verse three of the same chapter Jeremiah also places the time, immediately after...

Hello John. Thank you for your reply. Please get back to me with more detail as you have opportunity. Looking forward to it. God Bless You :)

Sir Elton John was asked to do some charity work in East London, he began by speaking to street gang members. Impressed by a celebrity the gang leaders agreed to hand in their weapons, whereupon Elton burst into song and the gang leaders immediately asked for their weapons back :)

Proverbs 17:22 A cheerful heart is good medicine :)

A guy took his car to a mechanic and reported that it was making a terrible noise. After checking the car over the mechanic suggested that he take out the Taylor Swift CD. :)

A beekeeper ordered a hundred new honey bees from a company and was surprised when he was sent two hundred instead. He phoned the company to see if there had been an mistake, they told him that the other 100 were free bees! :)

They can be good times for Evangelism, some un-churched people are more likely to attend a church event at Christmas, or even Easter. At church we have a Christmas lunch/ party primarily but not exclusively for pensioners and disabled folks in December. Often several un-churched folks come...

I use both. But I prefer to use cash if I can, digital only where I absolutely must. Not only because cash has been tried and tested in societies for thousands of years whereas digital is relatively new and untested. But also because a cashless society may well be paving the way for the mark...

Maybe next year maybe wear something different. I saw a gorilla costume in a shop window, would that be an idea? No-one will know that's it's you and there won't be any complaints :) God Bless :)

Thanks Talljake! :)

The village of Comrie, on the Edge of the Scottish Highlands.

Acts 4: 11 Jesus is “‘the stone you builders rejected, which has become the cornerstone.’ 12 Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to mankind by which we must be saved.” Only in the name of Jesus is there salvation. You must be saved in the name of...

A guy walked into a diner, there was an old guy sitting at a table and a terrier lying on the carpet beside him. Trying to be friendly he said 'Does your dog bite?'. The old guy said 'No!' So the guy bent down to pat the terrier, it went berserk and nearly ripped his hand off. Finally the...

Hello Blade. The enemies of Jesus attacked the source of his miracles, saying they were of the devil. The Pharisees didn't ever question that the miracles took place- when Jesus healed it was obvious, very spectacular, often public and instantaneous. No-one could say that Lazarus wasn't raised...

The Saducee sect didn't believe in a resurrection or an after life. That's why they were sad, u see? :)

Beautiful, thanks for sharing! :)

Q) Do all fairy tales begin with 'once upon a time?' A) No, some begin with 'If I'm elected I promise......' :D

Welcome Jessica! I hope you like it here. A big hello from Scotland :)