Word Association

foreshorten (Although we will indeed foreshorten the reign of the Whangdoodles, to foreshorten the Whangdoodle name itself to such a descriptor as "wd" would indeed foreshorten the grand amusement associated with the Whangdoodle problem.

No problem with the loan of my lab coat. I hope it was of assistance, and that it did bring a greater safety reward than you had initially envisaged.

I agree with your concept of the antediluvian world. I believe some of the incredible accounts of Atlantis may have actually been of this, and if so, it likely was a technologically superior age. The bible does talk about the corruption of the Earth and giants (due to the corruption of women by fallen angels), and I too think this corruption of the Earth was at least in part genetic (and hence a reason for the flood). I think Icke has a lot of truth, but am wary given his background. 'Though he speaks against Freemasons, others suggest he may be one. Either way, I believe he likely is part of a great delusion. In his earlier days, he claimed to be Jesus, and is therefore an anti-Christ by definition. I am unaware that he has repented of this blasphemy.

You don't sound bonkers to me - the older I get, the more I am seeing crazy things coming true which were once regarded as "conspiracy theories". I believe there is some sort of link between demons and reptilians - whether these are one and the same entity, or whether reptilians are an abominable form of life brought about by similar gene corruption as practiced pre-flood, but I've read of too many accounts of reptilians to disregard that there is some truth to the accounts.

I do indeed believe the process of gene corruption is happening again, and wonder if the "mark of the beast" will be related to genetics (or gene-modifying "vaccines"). I don't know if you read an article recently about artificial wombs expected to become available for the general public in the near future, in order to produce children. My thinking is if this technology is being made available now, it must have been around for 20 - 50 years already for those behind the scenes, and I don't want to even imagine what abominations have been spawned from it or similar technology.

I haven't read the Omega Conspiracy, but it sounds like it may be along similar lines to what I believe.

I hope your week was full of smashingness, but if it was tainted by reptilians or corrupted genes or beards, that these were suitably foreshortened, bowdlerized or otherwise excised so far as possible!)

reduced (After complete defeat of the Whangdoodles, we will have an annual celebration of the eradication of them! Yet, their name will in no way be reduced!

Concerning your lab coat, all the best to you in getting that back

I agree with you about Atlantis. I had already believed in the corruption of the Earth as a child, but then in my teen years I had heard an uncommon preacher talking about there being high advancement of technology in the antediluvian world. This really sparked my interest and from there I've pondered and looked into old stories, old technology, old archeology, etc. The more you look into this stuff, the more it makes sense. However, it seems like most people think it's a load of poppycock. I feel they are blinded to the evidence. There was something very sinister going on in the past and something is afoot today.

There are legends of giants from all over the world and also legends of beings coming from the sky. In some tribes here in the states these stories, in their belief system, are a very real part of the past.

Are there deep underground military bases there? I suppose they're probably everywhere. There is a conspiracy surrounding them here, which sometimes involves reptilians. I find information about the deep underground military bases to be interesting. Just imagine if the bleep hits the fan, the elite think they will be safe and sound in an underground utopia or in space (supposedly, some of the elite plan to orbit the Earth if need be). They may think they will be well hidden, but, of course, scriptures tell us differently. "Though they dig into hell, thence shall mine hand take them; though they climb up to heaven, thence will I bring them down."

I don't recall having read about artificial wombs, but I agree that the technology for things like that has most likely been around for decades. I have no doubt that there are secret experiments and advancements going on that would blow people's minds if they only knew. There are some advancements that are helpful and great to have (internet!), but there are certain advancements that I see people getting excited about while I'm thinking it's something we should be very concerned about.

I believe we will only continue to see more and more conCERNing things.

As Solomon said, "What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun."

I would like to mention, if I may, that I personally feel that your input and wisdom in the various threads is most refreshing and admirable!

So, thank you for the smashingness you've brought to me with your rare wisdom! If there is any taint from vile lizards or other vile beings, then that taint is in the shadow of smashingness. May all of smashingness and more be yours in return!)

shrunk (The Whangdoodle name might in no way be reduced, but the Whangdoodles shall all most certainly be shrunk! The Whangdoodle shrinking undertaken shall be so memorable as to warrant a movie being made about it. Perhaps it should be titled "Honey, I shrunk the Whangdoodles..."

Don't worry about my lab coat, you can keep it. I'm glad it is keeping you safe from the poisonous fangs of the toxic Whangdoodles!

I do love talking to people about ancient technology. Not that I know all that much, but Western institutions indoctrinate the people to think that they somehow are the pinnacle of civilisation and technology, and that their ancestors were ignorant and primitive. Sadly, I fear it is largely the opposite.

I started thinking like this over 10 years ago, when I learned that the 9/11 terrorist attacks were not the work of Muslims with box cutter knives. I realised if the government could lie about this, what else could it lie about? I went on to research about the polio vaccine, and became an anti-vaxxer. I already had considered the moon landing to be a hoax, but had never really considered why it was done. At some point, I started looking into Geocentrism (because of what the bible says about the Earth - when it says the sun stood still, rather than the Earth as Heliocentrism would require), and I realised that no real science had ever actually refuted Geocentrism. I eventually became a Flat Earther for similar reasons. Wherever I looked, I realised the government and/or those who control it were lying.

I started to become interested in the historical accounts and stories of the past (given the reference in Genesis 6 to giants), and learned that giants and superhuman beings (often described as "gods") were mentioned enough to make it reasonable that these events were true also. I believe there likely are underground military bases all over the place. I've read accounts that some of these bases have giants working alongside people, and certainly, mention of "aliens" and/or reptilians within them. I'm not certain the giants exist, but it would make sense to me if the bases do.

Until I started thinking these things, I had always thought it odd that Philippians 2:10 states:
“That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth;”

Not so much now - possibly these people/creatures think they will somehow escape judgement by hiding underground?

I still haven't come to terms with clones, and artificial life (or life created from only the woman, as I believe the sinful nature is passed on by the man), and whether these creations have souls, and how these can be dealt with justly, but I believe these things (abominations maybe?) are out there.

Thanks for your kind words about my comments! I appreciate it, and find it smashing that you think unconventionally as you do. )

dwindle (Your mention of Honey, I Shrunk the Whangdoodles reminds me of when we mentioned Disney movies. If I recall, I said that I don't really care for Disney movies. Well, I'd forgotten that Honey, I Shrunk the Kids is a Disney movie. I must admit, I like this movie! I even have the movie. I think I'll watch it again soon. Building a machine to dwindle the Whangdoodles sounds like a satisfying venture!

The Western society is indoctrinated to an unbelievable scale. The truth is mixed up with so many lies that only the very critically thinking are keeping their head above it all. I was fortunate to have been brought up by a father who imparted to me to not trust the government. I remember 9/11 well. I happened to be watching the news at the moment it happened. Immediately, I was skeptical of the government's story. I didn't have internet until 2008 though, but sometime after that I started looking into it and found that over the years more and more people weren't believing the official story either and more evidence showed a story contrary to what the government tells us.

High advancement before the flood sometimes takes imagination. I ponder that there may have been electricity, but I am certain that it was different than what we have today. A more advanced form, no doubt. I don't think it's out of the question that some form of flight existed as well. I was just watching something recently that talked about how Tesla conceived a world where electricity and flight existed without the need for fuel. Maybe it was something of that nature that existed before the flood. I'm not entirely certain, but it's thought provoking. What I do know for sure is that there is no way in my mind that I believe that the people before the flood were primitive. They might shake their heads if they saw what we today think is advancement!

It doesn't seem reasonable that there are any giants today, but I am certain they existed in the antediluvian world and also after. And I do believe they are the "gods" of old.
It shouldn't be hard for anyone to believe that there are deep underground bases, but there are a lot of stories/conspiracies that go along with this topic and it's really hard to verify any of the wilder conspiracies linked to the bases. Of course, we know that huge boring machines exist. I am sure that the powers that be wouldn't just use them for benign reasons alone.
This is one of those things that happened long ago. Derinkuyu is one example. There is nothing new under the sun.

I find the topic of CERN to be an intriguing topic to me. I have a concerning feeling about that place. I think it was Rob Skiba who purposes a connection between CERN and the Tower of Babel. I think that before the flood, there was possibly a technology that breached into another dimension. And I think that after the flood they tried to do that again at the Tower of Babel, except they didn't have the technology like they had before the flood. If the Lord hadn't intervened and changed our language and scattered us, I think the post flood world would have became more advanced a whole lot sooner. Now, we are getting that technology again. It will be interesting to see what unfolds.

I don't put much thought into clones. I do find the topic of AI interesting, as I do think it is highly possible that AI will be used in some manner in the future in a sinister way. But, besides that, I do believe that there are things are out there and I think the word "abominations" is a great word to describe these things. I think something sinister is going on, but it's so bizarre that just about everyone doesn't or wouldn't believe it. As a result, those of us who do are considered to be off our rocker. I used to think it was a shame that the government did away with asylums, but maybe it's a good thing that they did...or else with this way of thinking, they might consider me a good candidate for such a place lol. There would probably be procedures or drugs used to relieve me of these ideals and beliefs. Thinking further on this though, maybe a worse future establishment is coming for people like us. If that were to happen, I intend to use the brave quote attributed to Captain John Paul Jones and say, "I have not yet begun to fight!"

I do hope you'll forgive me of not being of the flat earth belief. I am a Biblical Creationist and I take the stance of Creation Ministries International on this topic. So, if this fact has not soured our discussion and of our wisdom imparted thus far, then I thank you for overlooking my less than ideal viewpoints. We otherwise seem to agree in many other areas and I continue to find your input and wisdom exemplary.

Unfortunately, the world is full of many things more sinister than Whangdoodles! And with knowledge comes great sorrow, but wisdom is far better than hidden treasure. Blessed are we who seek that wisdom.)

shrivel (The machine we shall build to diminish the Whangdoodles will surely shrivel their chances at success of establishing a Greater Whangdoodlia! But a movie titled "Honey, I shriveled the kids!" likely would not have had as happy an ending as the alternative, which I did not realise was a Disney movie!

I did like Rob Skiba and certainly would not be surprised with any link between CERN and the Tower of Babel, or any of these "new technologies" and ancient wizardry. But if I only chose to discuss topics with fellow Flat Earthers (lol!), I believe I would be limited to discussing topics with only Gary on this site, and as interesting as Gary is, it would be a much less interesting place! )

wrinkle (I think we shall certainly be successful in wrinkling the whangdoodles world!

I am most relieved that you are still whangdoodling with me despite some of my viewpoints. And you know of Rob Skiba! I haven't listened to him in a while, but I used to watch his presentations often. I do believe he is or was FE?

I was just watching another video on CERN last night. A conCERN place, that is. Of course, I find our government concerning too. Eek.

If only the amount of concerning things in this world was as miniscule as whangdoodles and blue pudding.)

rumple (Yes, we shall wrinkle and rumple the carefully ironed and folded clothes of the Whangdoodles' world!

Lol. I think if one declines to go Whangdoodling with another due to slightly differing viewpoints on somewhat inconsequential subjects, perhaps that is a sort that another probably shouldn't go Whangdoodling with anyway? But I am pleased you are still satisfied Whangdoodling with me, despite my own viewpoints!

Yeah, I really liked Rob Skiba. I was sad to learn he passed away during the scamdemic. I understand he went to hospital and died there. While I don't know the circumstances of his particular case, I believe the malpractice and deadly protocols in hospitals everywhere were responsible for many deaths (in my view, they were murders). Yes, Rob Skiba was a Flat Earther - he actually challenged Kent Hovind to a debate on Flat Earth vs. Heliocentricity using the bible alone (Kent declined, which in my view means Kent knew he would lose) and Robert Sungenis (a geocentrist). I believe Rob won the debate with Sungenis.

Lol @ conCERN. I will have to look into CERN more. I read something last year I think about what sounded like Satanic, black-magic type practices being encouraged at the site (downplayed with some scientific-sounding, just-so story), but don't know too much about it. )

crush (After we crush Whangdoodlia and all its inhabitants...we shall have a bunch of their laundry left behind? lol

I am most honored to be Whangdoodling with you. You are rare...besides, aren't you the master?

I did not know that Rob Skiba had passed away! It had been a while since I've watched him. I'm behind. I do not care for Kent Hovind. Creationism is very close to my heart, but he's not the sort of Creationist that I trust. He probably makes the rest of us Creationists look even more bonkers.

There is an Okie (KJ Ozborne) who does yt videos on CERN and other conspiracies...well, used to, he was censored on yt and has gone to Rumble. Anyway, he did a video showing the Satanic looking dance they did at CERN. So I'm familar with that aspect. Just very odd, that place is. And also, why do they have Shiva the Destroyer in front of the place? Seems telling.)

mash (Lol. After we mash all the Whangdoodles inhabiting Whangdoodlia, their metaphorical laundry will most certainly be wrinkled and rumpled... Although their not-so-metaphorical laundry will likely have been soiled with all the Whangdoodle mashing going on and so no amount of pressing or ironing would be likely to save it, so we probably should just use that to fuel our bonfire?

Oh yes. I am the Master, but thank you for reminding me. 'Twas a specially designed test, you see? A test of memory and loyalty. You will be pleased to learn you passed both. ;-)

Lol. Your thoughts about Kent Hovind are how I used to view him. But over time (during his time in gaol), I warmed to many of his views which I had previously found crazy. I'm fairly sure he was warning about the New World Order in his videos before he went to gaol for standing up for tax freedom. However, I do think he does have some crazy views - I seem to remember he had one about the flood (not that the flood happened, but he was trying to explain it using solar system events, with meteors or similar damaging a firmament about the Earth?), which, to his credit, he indicated were his own ideas and not from the bible, but it did sound pretty crazy.

I apologise in advance if I am the sort of Creationist that makes others look crazy, although there are still probably many who would insist that the link between CERN and witchcraft or Satanism is too far a stretch. However, I certainly believe it. I'm a firm coincidence-denier. If it happens, there is a reason for it (i.e. not just the "coincidence" that Shiva the Destroyer happens to be one of the favourite characters of the architect of the facility, or similar!) If you ever feel I make you look too crazy, you can simply highlight the fact I am a Flat Earther, and folks tend to focus on that more than the quite reasonable belief that all of creation was... created! )

mash (Just wanted to add further response to a previous post.

My first impression of 911 (after seeing some footage on TV the same evening) was controlled demolition. However, I was not so circumspect in my thought processes in those days, and after the ensuing propaganda (pretty much everywhere), I plain forgot my original impression until about a decade or so later, when I was challenged and started looking into it.

I agree with all you said about electricity. I think probably a wireless form of electricity was likely present in those ancient societies, and similarly with flight (i.e. that they had it in ancient times, not that flight was wireless). For what other purpose would the Nazca Lines in Peru have been created? I remember reading once about a claim that certain ancient Egyptian vases appeared to be a type of battery, which would make sense if wireless electricity were a thing.

With giants, I think of stories like Jack and the Beanstalk, but certainly about The Odyssey, and some of the other Greek stories. It wouldn't surprise me if there were elements of truth to these stories, or perhaps even more than elements.

I have to agree with you on the Whangdoodles. Despite all the faults of the Whangdoodles, and the fact that Whangdoodlia is a blight upon the Earth, and despite all the foreshortening, reducing, shrinking, dwindling, shriveling, wrinkling, rumpling, crushing and mashing that the Whangdoodles do so rightly deserve, the Earth is unfortunately full of many things more sinister than Whangdoodles! As you remind, wisdom is far better than hidden treasure. Blessed are we who seek that wisdom.

But if with knowledge comes great sorrow, I am not very knowledgable... yet! Until next time. May your Whangdoodle foes be routed ingloriously, and your assassin bugs perform the scalping process expeditiously without triggering your hemophobia.)

puree (I certainly hope the Whangdoodle puree makes a great fuel for our bonfire...and hopefully its not the sort of fuel that produces any noxious fumes!

LoL Well, it's no doubt that it's the master himself who provokes such loyalty and memory! I see that your memory is also sharp!

I certainly hope I have not said anything that would cause you to think that you are the sort of Creationist that makes others look crazy. If I have, then it is I who apologizes. I do not think you are the sort of person at all that makes anyone else look crazy, whether they be Creationists or not or FE or not or what-have-you. And I certainly don't personally think you are crazy, nor do I think that you make me look crazy. I am quite certain that my own viewpoints are substantial enough to do that! Instead, with all sincerity, you have captured my admiration.

My time following 9/11 is not too much unlike yours. While I immediately didn't (and don't) trust the government, I slept on the topic for probably about 10 years myself. I got the internet in 2008, but I didn't immediately look into it. It was actually during the time of the Occupy protests when I seen a couple of fellas holding signs that said 9/11 Was An Inside Job that I really started to dive into it. I seen them holding their signs on a busy street corner on my way home from work. This not something that is allowed in my city, so it caught my attention. It motivated me to put my internet to good use.

To touch back a bit on CERN, if I may, I remember seeing a post several years ago that showed an image of the Mayan calendar next to an image of the large hadron collider. Interesting how they look similar. "What has been done will be done again." Now, this is where I'm going to probably sound really crazy, but I wonder if at some point we will breach another dimension. I'm not saying this is going to happen anytime soon and it's not something that causes me to be afraid. I just think about when the Lord said, "Men's hearts will fail them for fear and for looking after those things which are coming on the Earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken." Of course, the media suggests that anyone thinking CERN is up to this sort of thing are off their rocker. But, if you listen to the scientists at CERN, they seem to think other dimensions exist or at least could exist. Just doing a quick search on their official site it says, "One possibility is that we don’t feel the full effect of gravity because part of it spreads to extra dimensions." Of course, there is always more to learn and this is just some things I ponder.

Yes, certainly a form of wireless electricity. And quite possibly better wireless technology than we have today. These thing seem so unbelievable to most that they immediately brush these ideas off. It's like the topic of heaven and/or the New Earth. I've found that many people seem to typically think that heaven is a place with big fluffy clouds with cupid looking cherubs flying around. Now, to me, that is bizarre! I think that our life in the New Earth will be so incredibly wonderful, that our minds can't possibly comprehend it in our fallen state, at least not fully. In the state we are in now, we can only see through a glass darkly.

I agree about giants. There are legends all over the planet of giants. Old stories passed down in tribes here tell of giants, as well as tales on the other side of the planet of giants. I don't think all these stories of giants are just stories, especially since they are spread so far apart.

Clever! This ^ made me smile and laugh. At least we can find humor concerning the Whangdoodles, instead of just being conCERNed.

Well, if I may say, I think you saying you are not very knowledgeable (yet) shows even more that you are wise. For only a truly wise man acknowledges that he still has much to learn. And we all still have much to learn. I believe we are learning from birth until death. I think that's what we are supposed to do, or else we will become stagnant.
And the only thing I want to become stagnant is the Whangdoodles! Whew, I'm glad their laundry is going into the bonfire. But, how big is this bonfire going to be? lol
Until next time...may your laundry be light and may smashingness for you be exceedingly great!)

paste (Pureed Whangdoodle is an all-natural, sticky paste, often sold at hardware stores to glue broken furniture or machines back together. However, don't breathe in the noxious fumes, or vapourise it with an ignition source present.

Whangdoodle puree does indeed make great fuel for the bonfire. One has to be careful one doesn't add too much puree at a time, as it has been known to explode! I think as long as the bonfire is hot enough and there aren't too many noxious fumes, it's fine to use. However, one must remember to keep it out of reach of hippies! They have been known to sniff the stuff to get high!!!

With the different dimensions thing, I doubted this idea until only several years ago. Flat Earthers tend to dismiss Einstein's theories of relativity and similar theories that build upon (or rely on) these as mathematical mumbo-jumbo (to explain away the geocentric conclusions of earlier experiments, such as Airy's Failure and Michelson-Morley). However, in recent times, I've read about several secret projects the CIA and other criminal organisations have had going on, and am now open to the idea of other dimensions.

Project Looking Glass was apparently one where they were able to look into the future, but there was also earlier talk of a chronovisor which could do similar (look into the past and display on a screen). During the Vietnam war, the US army was using dicyanin night vision goggles to help soldiers see in the dark. But soldiers who used these were going mad, claiming they were often seeing demons or other entities (to the point that pilots would shoot at these things no-one else (without the goggles) could see). Eventually, the US moved to the now well-known green night vision, and I understand the previous night vision tech was made illegal. Then there was all the talk about the Philadelphia Experiment, and sailors ending up half in the bulwarks of the ship after the ship was sent into "hyperspace" and back. Even in the bible, God warned David not to take a certain course of action or he would have been handed over to his enemies, hinting to me that there are alternate "realities" that could exist, dependent on our choices...

It could be all these things are elaborate hoaxes, but I feel they are starting to get linked together, so either they are true, or some group wants people to think they are true, for some reason. I remember also at one stage, the Hadron Collider was supposedly looking for the "god particle". These people like to mix a little bit of truth in with their lies, and I'd say that was one such occasion (using a technology which really is being used for "spiritual" purposes, but wrapping it with a scientific-sounding explanation). What I believe the CIA and similar groups do (generally) is utilise dark powers and magic that certain devil worshipers or others have, and then try to develop technologies to either replicate such powers on demand (by a technological means), or at least enhance the powers of those exhibiting such powers.

I have more to say, but will probably do so next time! )

pulp (Maybe there will be a market for Whangdoodle pulp in the grocery stores. Not sure why, but sometimes there is a market for anything!

Your mention of having to be careful of those wanting to get high reminded me of duct tape during my cashier days. Back in my early cashier days we had to check the age of any customer buying duct tape. We were told this is due to people rolling it up and smoking it, some chemical in it produced a high. Duct tape must have changed their chemical composition of their tape or people stopped smoking it, because years later I was making up some hours in accounting by doing some cashiering and noticed I wasn't prompted to verify the age of the customer. I haven't cashiered in a good while now, so I'm out of the loop as to what the current popular items are that supposedly produce a high. I wonder what effect duct tape has on Whangdoodles. There are many people who think duct tape is the answer to all problems. My grandmother was one of those people. So, going by her logic, Whangdoodles could probably be defeated by duct tape!

I didn't realize that the existence of other dimensions went against the FE belief. I didn't really think a lot about dimensions until about 15ish years ago when I bought the book Sometimes the Truth is Beyond Science Fiction! by Jim Wilhelmsen. I don't agree with many ideas he has, but I believe he is a Christian and some of his ideas are intriguing. He is of the hollow earth belief. He makes a convincing case about it, but this is another area where I take the stance of Creation Ministries International (so far, unless I have more solid reason not to - but the idea is admittedly intriguing). Anyway, I didn't buy the book to read about the possibility of other dimensions, but that ended up being the best thing I got out of the book and I ended up reading the book twice. Personally, I don't feel the concept of other dimensions to be unbelievable. Christians who believe in the abduction phenomenon (I am one of those) typically believe in another dimension due to the manifestation of aliens (demons, in my belief) out of walls and what-have-you.

Speaking of the military, there probably isn't too many people who deny that black projects are going on. One evening, while out in the yard, a triangle shaped craft flew over. There were 2 aircraft behind it and one aircraft beside it. One of the aircraft behind it flew around to the front and they all continued to wherever they were going. The aircraft around it looked like military aircraft. I told my dad about the situation and his response was, "Girl, you've been watching the Xfiles too much!" lol Anyway, I went to yt to see if I could find a video of a similar aircraft. A lady had posted a video not long before of an identical triangle shaped craft flying over her property in Florida, however her video disappeared soon after I found it. Now, it's true that in Xfiles Agent Mulder seen a triangle shaped craft on more than one occasion...but I really wasn't imagining things!

Isn't the Higgs boson the god particle, which CERN claims was discovered 10+ years ago? They use this to promote the big bang, and of course the evolutionist go from there.

I definitely agree with this.


A bit off topic, but I was thinking about Denver International Airport recently. There's all those conspiracies surrounding it - apocalyptic art, reptilians, etc. Not saying I believe that something odd is going on there and not saying don't either (Atm, I'm neutral). Anyway, I was just looking at flights this morning. I usually I'm on layovers at least 4 times a year (sometimes 8). I typically choose Houston if it's available for my layovers so that I get to fly along the Gulf and I'm one of those people who likes to look out the window. Sometimes though, I see Denver as a possible layover. It makes me want to spend some time there and see what all the hullabaloo is about with the strange art and other strange things there. However, it's in the opposite direction of my destination and I hate arriving in a big city at night. Still, one of these days...

If I'm never seen/heard from again, that's what happened to me lol)

paper (Did you know that many of the stores that sell recycled paper make their paper from pulp? And we know that recycled Whangdoodles can readily be made into pulp... So the next Whangdoodle infestation you come across, don't be too disheartened. All those ugly, obnoxious, useless Whangdoodles will be converted into something neat, clean and useful, that allows people to write things down in order to remember long lists!

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Lol. Duct tape truly is the answer to many (every?) problems. If you don't believe me, just take a look at the NASA lunar lander.



When it comes to Whangdoodles, duct tape still maintains its reputation. For some reason, Whangdoodles don't always realise that they serve a far nobler purpose being converted into pulp and paper, or even Whangdoodle smoothies, and often seek to escape a neater, cleaner, more useful existence. In these cases, the duct tape can reduce a Whangdoodle's propensity to relocate itself outside of the conversion facility.

Ha, I explained the link between Flat Earth and dimensions wrong. Flat Earth doesn't necessarily require other dimensions don't exist - it's just not required. I think not so with Heliocentricity. It goes back to a scientist (last name Airy) who wanted to determine if it were the stars moving, or the Earth. He had noticed that a telescope needed to be tilted at a slight angle to the direction of the stars he wanted see, and couldn't be sure if this were caused by the stars moving, or the telescope (on a rotating Earth). So he did an experiment with a telescope, and filled the telescope with water. The water would slow the light down marginally, so if it were the telescope moving (i.e. rotating Earth), the tilt angle to see the star would increase. However, if it were the stars moving, no such change in tilt angle would be required. His experiment found that latter was the case, and Geocentrists and Flat Earthers will use this to say Earth is stationary. A good animation of the experiment is below.


Later on, scientists Michelson and Morley conducted another experiment with light. It was understood that light was a wave and therefore needed a medium to travel on - the aether. These guys were trying to determine the speed of the Earth with respect to the aether (I think to support the Heliocentric theory). However, when the experimental result was very low (i.e. experimental error from zero low, and/or much lower than required for Heliocentricity to be true), rather than accepting that the Earth is stationary, the scientific establishment threw out the existence of the aether. Here my memory of the theories and history is poor, but suffice it to say, trying to reconcile this led to Einstein's theory of relativity, which led to his special theory of relativity, which led to (or includes) what is known as Lorentz contraction, which requires/believes that the experimental apparatus changes size/length during the experiment in order to explain the results in terms of the aforementioned theories. This was what I was alluding to - by simply believing that aether does exist and that Earth is stationary (if not also flat!), the need for a whole bunch of other theories is unnecessary (and by the time one gets to Einstein and Lorentz, it is starting to get other-dimensionally, in my opinion).

Yeah, I think too many people have talked about alien abductions and the stories are too similar for them not to be real experiences. I have had some unpleasant sleep experiences/paralysis, but I'd argue the presences I felt/partially saw were more demon than alien. Very shadowy and dark rather than evil-looking, it was the presence rather than the look that was evil.

Lol. Don't go exploring underneath the Denver Airport. Not without some decent weapons, at least! I read the Denver Airport have taken down all the evil, prophetic art and replaced it with banners joking about the reptilians doing maintenance underground?



I'm wondering if this is part of a big setup, where the good-guys who come in to save the day are really the bad guys (anti-Christ) trying to take the place of Christ. I guess time will tell!)

articles (There will certainly be all sorts of articles written about the battles and defeat of the Whangdoodles!

When I typed "pulp" I was thinking of something along the lines of fruit pulp lol. I remember learning about pulp being used to make paper, but it didn't come to mind. I hope I'm not losing my memory. You'll have to excuse me if I'm a bit wonky or not fast on the draw (figuratively speaking) lately. I've been taking a new supplement every morning. Funnily enough, it looks like a softgel full of black oil (that terrible alien stuff on Xfiles). So, who knows what it's doing to me

I worked in an office for several years and we had a lot of paper work that would have to be shredded. We had a big paper shredder, plus there were at least 2 giant cardboard compactors in the facility. Every once in a while a semi truck with a flatbed would come from the closest big city to pick up our shredded paper and bales of compacted cardboard. Hmm...a giant Whangdoodle compactor? I can envision a semi hauling giant bales of compacted Whangdoodles in which the compacts are tightly secured with duct tape.

Maybe you didn't explain it wrong, maybe I read it incorrectly. Or maybe it was neither! You're very brainy!
Just speaking as an amateur observer of the night sky, it's interesting how quickly I will see things change position in the night sky. Just recently, I was observing how quickly the moon changes position while I am outside. I might be outside for an hour to 2 hours in the late evening after dark, and I'll notice how it appears to move a decent amount in that time. Or if I go out in the early part of the night, then again in the late part of the night, it's interesting to observe how much the sky has changed in that time. I will often say, "Orion drifts by my door on winter nights." A figurative way of noting the change in the sky.

Off topic random question, if it's not bothersome, do you ever watch meteor showers? I try to catch one once in a while. I had a delayed flight one time and as I've mentioned I abhor arriving in big cities at night, however I was blessed to see a long, bright meteor while in flight! Anyway, I used to live in the country where the night sky is so clear and brilliant that you can see the Milky Way in a very smashing way. As a young child, I asked my grandfather, "What is that?" He told me it was the Milky Way. I was too young to understand and since he liked candy bars I thought he was jokingly calling it a Milk Way candy bar lol. Also, in the country meteor showers are so much better. With a clear sky you can see so many more meteors. I'd see so many I couldn't keep up with them. In town though, I have to wait a few minutes (or longer) in between each one that I spot. Fortunately I have a lounge chair or my neck would be in a worse state than the Whangdoodles

Yes, I do believe that "aliens" are actually demons. Before reading Jim Wilhelmsen's book I had mostly heard people insinuate that only non-believers should be concerned about "alien" presences, because that sort of thing doesn't happen to believers. But, Wilhelmsen believes that believers also have had and can have "alien" experiences and therefor they should not be judged as being non-believers. I agree.

I have no doubt of this.
Also, isn't it the Masons who believe that order comes out of chaos?

Well, if they've taken down all the weird stuff at Denver International Airport, it hardly seems worth going out of my way just to see some banners that I can just see online. It's okay though, I'm thinking I'd rather stop in Dallas and opt for a long layover. ICR is there (Institute of Creation Research) and I'd much rather go there and spend my time doing something that's close to my heart.

Although, sometimes I think it'd be fun to go searching out all these weird places and maybe even go look for cryptids. Whether I buy into some or any of there cases, I think it'd still be fun to make an adventure out of it. Here in Oklahoma, people love Bigfoot! You see him everywhere! In the woods near where I live, someone has a Bigfoot silhouette for all passerby to see. And that's not the only one in town. A lady was just delivering some stuff to me recently and she had a Bigfoot bumper sticker. Some of the nature trails will sometimes have someone lurking around dressed as Bigfoot (just for laughs). Anyway, there is a bounty for Bigfoot here. Oklahoma state representative Justin Humphrey's even brought it to the state house floor. There is something like a 3 million dollar bounty here on a Bigfoot. Of course, we are told we can't harm or kill Bigfoot lol. No doubt it's all for tourism, as Humphrey's says, "We are wanting the whole world to come to Oklahoma."

We'd have quite the bounty collection if there was a bounty on Whangdoodles!)

stories (It is certain that all manner of stories shall be told about our valiant battles against and noble victories over the infamous Whangdoodles, and our ultimate conquest of Whangdoodlia!)

Your supplement isn't Shilajit, is it? That's the only supplement I'm aware of that matches your description. but Shilajit should be helping with your memory, wonkiness and speed-on-the-draw (figuratively-speaking). Anyhoo, I think you still outperform me, and I'm not such a pot as to accuse the kettle of being black!

I see our idea of a Whangdoodle pulping, compacting and paper and cardboard company is going to be a smashing success! Perhaps we could also cut the cardboard into postal-sized rectangles, fold the rectangles in half, have some cutesy, colourful art printed upon the front and pithy well-wishes on the folded sections, and a little label at the very back on the bottom "Made from 98% recycled Whangdoodles". I'm sure there would be a market for something like that.

Once when I had a telescope, I realised how difficult it was to keep track of heavenly bodies! They move so fast. I could never get a good long look at the moon, because it moved out of view so quickly! I did find it interesting how stars appeared to be like little balls of colour (or gas/plasma!) twirling about, although again, it was harder to keep the focus on a star than the moon. Sadly, my eyes have never been the best, so I can only see the brightest constellations unaided, and therefore have never bothered to learn many.

I have seen meteor showers a few times, and I really like them. Never occurring at such frequencies as you describe, though. That would be smashing! I think the best I have seen is 3 or 4 in a night, after probably an hour or so of watching. My best view ever of a heavenly object was a large, green star-like shape - probably the size of the moon as we often see it. It fell for about 1 or 2 seconds - very amazing. But sadly, it was a one-off by itself. Definitely a country location is a must for viewing of the heavens. We have way too much light pollution in the cities to see very much at all.

I think a few of the occult groups believe in Order out of chaos, but I checked, and the Masons is definitely one of them. I think they believe in the phoenix rising from its own ashes also, but I do get mixed up between cults. They all seem the same to me (not much more than glorified witches), although there are obviously differences, and some probably are more evil than others.

I can't remember if it was ICR or Answers in Genesis (or another similar Creation group), but I remember once (growing up) wondering if there was some truth to Evolutionism, given everyone seemed to believe in it. Their magazines (one of the Creation groups) played a part in reassuring me of the truth of Genesis and Creation. I suppose as I was already predisposed to knowing the institutions lie psychopathically about Creation vs. Evolution, when other questions arose, I was possibly more open to explanations other than the mainstream one. These days, Creation seems so obvious, it's almost boring to consider debating. There are always new things to learn about how amazingly God created everything, but debating an evolutionist would be kind of like debating with someone who is arguing the sky is orange. Sometimes, I wish some of the Creation Ministries would go beyond Genesis (into other areas), but I do understand their position, and agree it helps unify some of the simple truths. (This is partly a reason I took a liking to Kent Hovind - also, I believe he talks about cryptids and might have even gone exploring for them?)

It would be nice to go exploring strange places for cryptids. I'm sure there are some out there - cryptids, I mean - I already know there are strange places to explore. I like the story of the giant flying animal (described as black like a bat, but large - like a dragon?) some workers discovered while detonating for railways through a mountain in the 1800s. Apparently, the creature died soon afterward, but there sure are strange creatures about. With the Bigfoot stories, I'm not so certain whether it's a legitimate cryptid by itself, or some abomination that is let out to play by its keepers on occasion, or perhaps a mixture of different kinds of creatures at different locations. The stories I find most disquieting are those that allege the Bigfoot has some degree of sentience/intelligence, like a man. Sadly, I'm likely to be the type to only pick up the 3 million dollar bounty with a dead Bigfoot... It would have been self defence, or the Bigfoot would have escaped, but I don't think there's any way I'd be trying to capture one of those!

Lol. Yes, if there was a bounty on Whangdoodles, you and I could probably be retired by now. Unfortunately, the man at the flea market told me the bounty for Whangdoodles is not worth much more than a Philistine scalp or two. Hence the need to pulp them, paper them, print them with pictures and something pithy, and put them up for purchase for folks to sign and give to their loved ones on special occasions. The Whangdoodles, I mean, not the Philistine scalps. This simple processing step amplifies the worth of a recycled Whangdoodle by a factor of 100, if not 1,000! It's not quite the same as a bounty, but it keeps the wolves at bay (possibly not the werewolves, but they probably qualify as cryptids, so its win-lose with them).

Have a lovely Good Friday, and don't let the fangs of the toxic Whangdoodles bite through your lab coat!)

chronicles (Chronicles will be filled with our courageous and powerful conquests. Our influential and sacrificial work will never be forgotten!

If it is as you say, that you think I outperform you, then I will nevertheless be sure to not outshine the master!

I haven't heard of Shilajit, but I intend to look into it! This supplement I've recently added to my routine is NAD+ (short for nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide), plus it has nicotinamide riboside, and trans-resveratol. I've been taking this first thing in the morning on an empty stomach. Thinking about it, I'm taking about 10 different supplements through out the day!

Supplements, oatmeal, and working out...otherwise I fear the battles against the Whangdoodles will be more difficult for me.
I remember when I started hiking. Actually, I had always enjoyed getting out into the outdoors when I was growing up, but as an adult work life took over and I lost the stamina. So, to get back into hiking, I did workouts to build stamina. There is a hiking trail here that has a place that locals unofficially call the Grotto. I wanted to find the Grotto. After working out for a few months, I spent a day hiking. I found the Grotto and ended up hiking another trail afterwards. Along the way, I came upon some deer bucks. It was deer rutting season and people should be cautious at that time of year. The buck in front of the group snarled and stomped the ground and stared sternly at me. It was like a showdown. Not wanting to disturb the wildlife I stood there for a while, but I also needed to keep going in order to get all the hiking in before dark. I eventually continued to hike and the bucks ran off. It was actually a very beautiful encounter. When I got to the Grotto, I climbed down in it. It may seem like a small achievement, but it felt great. Anyway, as I mentioned I've always enjoyed being in the outdoors, but that day it really became a part of me. I've encountered a lot of wildlife and I often feel it's the Lord's gift to us to see His creation. I'll think about how I want to see a pileated woodpecker, and when I'm near some trees I'll see one or more. Or I've wanted to see a fox and while out on an evening walk, there was a fox. Or I wanted to see an owl up close, and one flew to a tree near me in the afternoon! I wanted to see a kestrel bird and while on a stroll I seen one on a high line. There are other times this has happened. To me, these are gifts. Experiencing these gifts, truly is a humbling experience for me and thus evolution seems so nonsensical in my mind.

When it was time for me to start school, my dad warned me I'd be taught evolution. He isn't the same sort of creationist that I am, but I'm thankful he imparted to me to be mindful of what I was being taught. My mother's side of my family are mostly evolutionists. My great grandparents were day age creationists and they gave me a book about this type of creationism when I was a child. I thought it sounded feasible, but as I got older something didn't seem right to me about it. When I was a teenager, my local library had VHS tapes of Ken Ham's presentations. They also carried creationist books (Biblical Creation, that is). This is when I sorted out what type of creationist I am (creation in 6 literal days) and I have not deviated since then. Now, I mostly read/watch material from CMI and ICR, but I still also watch/read material by AIG. The autumn before last, while in Georgia, I visited CMI's U.S. Office. They have a book store there. I'll have a Creationist library at some point! lol I also subscribe to their magazine. I think there was some legal troubles between CMI and Ken Ham at one point, but I think they've settled things. Oh, and reading the book Starlight & Time by Dr. Russell Humphreys was an incredibly mind opening experience into realizing (as best I can in my fallen state) the incredible power and greatness of God.

Btw, not long after I had discovered Ken Ham's material at the library when I was a teen, they removed all creationist material. Very thankful it was there long enough for me to find it, but very sad it has been removed from others to find.

I only know some of the basic constellations and planets that are visible with the unaided eye. It would be nice if you could see the Milky Way and meteor showers through my eyes, as I seen them in the country. It was truly an amazing sight.

Going back to the outdoors, 'cause I was outside this evening doing a squat workout. As usual, the yard was full of birds. I feel like I am in a bird sanctuary. This time of year the cedar waxwings are visiting the yard to eat the spring buds on the trees. The air was filled birdsong. I seen at least 10 different types of birds just from observing right in the yard. The sunset was also nice. And right as the day was slipping into nighttime and I had just finished my last squat, a opossum snuck up to me. I ran inside and brought it out a banana. They are one of my favorite critters. Gifts. I feel that we are better when we appreciate these gifts. Even when in a neighborhood and not out in the woods, these gifts still do no elude us.

There are some who believe that Bigfoot is alien. Some believe Bigfoot is a Nephilim. I think my grandmother believed they were just hairy hippies that went off into the woods to live lol (this is the same grandmother who used duct tape to fix everything and if that didn't work she'd use WD40). I don't think I'd want to capture Bigfoot either. I've heard Bigfoot smells quite awful. I think our exceptional skills are better suited for the defeat (plus pulping, papering, and printing) of the Whangdoodles.

You are absolutely masterly and inventive, and I think your ideas are exemplary! And it's no doubt much wiser than going after an unobtainable bounty. We shall certainly be a smashing success. I like the label of "Made from 98% recycled Whangdoodles." I think this will definitely be a good selling point. I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to send anything other than greeting cards made from recycled Whangdoodles! I feel this could lead to a store called Little Shop of Whangdoodles (after the movie/musical Little Shop of Horrors...but without the horrors). This is another good selling point. People are drawn to the strange and mysterious and I think our products and shop fits the bill!

I hope that you will be blessed with the gift of a truly wonderful Good Friday! And I'm sure our lab coat will continue to protect better than level 4 body armor!)

sagas (Although there have been many sagas written about mankind's efforts to finally rid himself of the nefarious Whangdoodle plague, there is no saga so inspiring as that of the fierce-but-hemophobic Chieftess CarriePie and the slightly-eccentric-or-possibly-mildly-insane scientist-looking dude with the level-4 body-armour labcoat and beard).

Wow! Your supplement sounds complicated. Shilajit is just a sticky, black substance found in the Himalayas. They say it develops from the slow decomposition of plants and is rich in fulvic acid, which is supposed to help slow ageing. I think it is also good for iron deficiency and alzheimers.

Lol. 48 laws of power. I never have read that book, being scared that its truth might darken my soul years ago when I first picked it up and glimpsed through it. Probably I shall have to make an effort of reading it, now that I have been reminded of its first lesson. Do not fear outshining me. All I ask is that for the day of your outshining, you don't smite me the night before in my sleep!

You presented a very colourful and descriptive account of hiking. I could almost hear the deer bucks, birds and wildlife as I (almost) felt the sunlight on my face. I didn't know what a pileated woodpecker was either, but now I do.

I loved Ken Ham and some of his videos that I watched as a child. I don't know if they're available anymore - I know there are some, but he is much older in these ones. The beauty of Geocentrism (or Flat Earth, for those who prefer to be extremist), is that these can offer a fairly simple description of starlight, which Heliocentrism cannot. Given the sun, moon and stars are (optionally) much closer in a Geocentric or Flat Earth, there is no alteration of speed of light or time theories or similar necessary to explain how star light reached Earth on day 4. The whole of the universe is much smaller, with the sun, moon and stars much closer, giving starlight plenty of time to reach Earth the same day the stars were created.

Lol. For all their faults, and despite your grandmother sounding like a clever lady, I'm dubious whether Bigfoots are really hairy hippies who went to live in the woods. For starters, hippies generally don't keep as well concealed as Bigfoots and despite their questionable lifestyles, probably don't smell so bad as I've heard Bigfoots do. Also, an encounter with a hippy - irrespective of hairiness - generally produces a feeling better described as calming, whereas encounters with Bigfoots - as I understand - often produce an entirely different sort of feeling. This said, I fully concur with her on duct tape and WD40. If these things can put a man on the moon, what can they not achieve?

As a side note, thanks for your encouragement on other threads. Sometimes, I question whether I am a heathen stating some of the things I state, because they seem so at odds with so much of Christianity today. I'm used to the world being wrong on just about everything, but not so much Christians, so tend to tread more carefully if/when my views seem so at odds with what many Christians believe.

Finally, I will leave you with something from our recently incorporated Little Shop of Whangdoodles. It's an email, printed entirely on 98% recycled Whangdoodle (the other 2% is duct tape left over from the Whangdoodle pulping and pressing processes). Have a smashing Easter Sunday, and remember, a Whangdoodle in the hand of the pulping and pressing process is worth between 100 to 1,000 in the bush-like city of Whangdoodlia.)

adventures (I do like your description of us (admittedly, I'm especially partial to the part about your beard). We aren't just engaging in battles, we are having adventures. Additionally, I think our adventures shall eventually relieve me of this terrible hemophobia. We might have some battle scars when it's all eventually over, but our conquest is assured and the fate of the Whangdoodles is sealed.

I might try Shilajit. I could add it to my growing array of supplements. Right now, besides the NAD+, I take glucosamine & MSM, vitamins, collagen peptides with probiotics & enzymes, amino acids, hyaluronic acid, omega 3, CoQ10, and L-theanine (sometimes I take a break from the L-theanine and take 5-HTP for a while).

Oh dear, this is going to sound ignorant of me, but I must confess something. Your 3rd paragraph perplexed me. So, I looked up the book you mentioned. Admittedly, I was still a bit confused until I decided to look up what I had said and then I realized that I had unknowingly quoted a book. When I had typed that I'll "be sure to not outshine the master" it came from my mind. Until reading your post, I had never heard of that book!

Of course, you mustn't worry about me smiting you. I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing. Even if I was inclined, you know I'd pass out before I could inflict any harm! lol

I seen a post in my fb dashboard just yesterday. It was an image from The Simpson's and I was zipping past it when the name of the page that had originally posted it caught my eye. So I scrolled back. The page is called Flat Earth Reality. The image was of a bridge being hit. Mind you, this was an AI generated image and was not actually on The Simpson's. Some of the comments on the post were interesting. I have not yet taken the time to attempt to verify the claims made, except looking up the book on Amazon. One comment said that the creator of the show is "high ranking and connected 33 Freemason" and another comment mentioned a book from 1890 called The Baron Trump Collection, which I found on Amazon. Anyway, I thought this was interesting...and I wouldn't even had noticed if not for our conversations. I might look more into the book, it sounds interesting.

Staying on topic with bridges being hit. In Oklahoma, the highway patrol posted that one of our highways is shut down due to a barge hitting one of our bridges. It doesn't seem to be a bad hit though, but it'll will be shut down until a full investigation is made. The timing of it, considering recent events, just seems interesting.

The Baltimore bridge situation is certainly an ordeal, especially for the victims and also due to the economic issues that will result. But, I think the worst thing in recent news is that Biden declared March 31st trans day. Coming from the government's official website, it says Biden "[does] hereby proclaim March 31, 2024, as Transgender Day of Visibility." And it also said, "Today, we send a message to all transgender Americans: You are loved. You are heard. You are understood. You belong. You are America." All this on Easter. I sometimes joke that these people (Biden, etc.) have crawled up out of the bottomless pit. Maybe they really did...but either way, what a bunch of rubbish.

Might as well have a Whangdoodle Day.

Excuse me while I find some tranquility and talk about critters for a bit. I wanted to see a pileated woodpecker for years, last summer I seen one without even leaving the yard. Btw, I live on the edge of the country. Growing up, I lived in the country. Interestingly, I see more wildlife in this location than I did in the country. There is a river and woods nearby. I've seen owls in the yard. There are numerous crayfish that live in the ground. Skink lizards sunbathe on the steps. Lots of trees in the yard, so there are tree frogs galore. One somehow found it's way inside one time and hopped on my pillow one morning. Well, good morning to you too! I feed the little critters: woodchucks, opossums, raccoons, squirrels, and the skunks probably have a bite too when they wonder through. I have not been sprayed by a skunk, but when I was 6 my mother dressed me as one for Halloween lol. I've seen 5 different kinds of snakes in the yard. All have been non-venomous. I do most of my birdwatching in the yard. Oh, and bats! I like to watch for bats at night. Also at night, I hear coyotes yipping nearby. Thinking about all the critters I've seen without even leaving the yard, it's an indescribable feeling. Maybe I'm chieftess to the critters lol. One thing that I haven't seen in this location that I seen in the country is legless lizards. Very neat little critter.

I'll include a pic I took of a trail not far from the Grotto to give you an idea of the terrain. It's a trail I took while hiking barefoot. It's not a long trail. It runs along a lake. Out in the country, I spent most of my time barefoot while out in the woods or on the creek or anywhere I went. Anymore, I rarely go barefoot, but I did this trail barefoot and it was very pleasant.

I agree with you about Bigfoot, I don't think Bigfoot is a hippie or vice versa. My grandmother was a tough woman, but I'd question her actions sometimes. As a child, I had gotten a nasty bug bite (one of many). This time was a large bite and the swelling took over most of my stomach area. She said, "Let grandma have a look." I raised my shirt. She looked at it and told me that she had something to help, then she grabbed her WD40 and sprayed it on the bug bite! lol Actually, I guess I should question my own actions as a child. I had gotten bitten by bugs a number of times even to the point of great illness, but I still continued to go looking for neat and interesting bugs.

I do not think you are a heathen at all. Really, if one of us were to be considered to be a heathen, it'd mostly likely be me. I listen to what some think is sinful music, I wear pants/shorts (which means I'm going to hell according to someone I used to work with), I'm not a zionist (Western society doesn't like it when you aren't a zionist), and no doubt the most heathen characteristic of mine is that I feel closer to the Lord out in the woods with the critters than I do in church. Is this because I'm deeply flawed or because I'm an introvert or because I haven't ran into a church that I feel comfortable with or am I just "evil"? No matter the answer, people will think what they will and there is nothing to do but let them have their thoughts...but when someone condemns me, I wonder what actual monsters they are hiding from everyone while that nitpick the flaws of others.
You, on the other hand, are so refreshingly clear sighted. A rare individual. Certainly not a heathen.

Of course, some might say this is just my opinion, but I think the words of the chieftess are important!
Also, the chieftess is very picky about who she thinks is masterly and who she deems worthy of admiration, not to mention she is unashamedly pleased that you have a beard.
It'd be beneath me to battle Whangdoodles with just anyone. These adventures take skill, wisdom, and fortitude!

I was out on a walk today and had the gift of spring blossoms and many doves along my way. There seemed to be more doves in my midst than usual. I usually see 2, but today they seemed to be everywhere around me cooing. Gifts! Thank you for your gift of 98% recycled Whangdoodle message, the most smashing gift to my day!
I do hope your Easter is happy and blessed with gifts such as these and always may there be the gift of much smashingness...with the additional gift of protection against any adventures that get too wild and any Whangdoodles that get out hand!)

exploits (The mighty exploits of the daring duo against the wearisome Whangdoodles will long be remembered after the Whangdoodles have become extinct.

And as you state - the important thing about our adventures/exploits isn't engaging in battles or how a humble lab-coat can provide the same protection as level-4 armour, what is important is my beard, relieving or perhaps even curing your terrible hemophobia, and trying to limit our battle scars to flesh wounds rather than sustaining such injuries as loss of limbs, toxic-fang-induced-river-blindness or repetitive strain injury etc.

I mention repetitive strain injury as a delegation of Whangdoodles attacked the gift store this morning, using counterfeit discount cards and fake identifications. Lifting Whangdoodles into the pulping and papering machine is repetitive work, especially considering the extra writhing and squirming involved as we were all out of duct tape.

I think Shilajit is useful, but I try not to take too many supplements at once. You may lose control of which is doing what, and some may interfere with the effects of others. I'm fairly sure it does look and taste like that black goo you mentioned from the X-files, though, so be warned!

Ha, ha. No, it doesn't sound ignorant of you to not know about the 48 Laws of Power. Your answer probably means I don't need to read the book afterall. Like I said, when I first saw it and read some of it, I was intrigued, because it seemed very true, and was in my view most assuredly how psychopaths (or others seeking power at almost any cost) think and work. My misgivings about reading it (so I could better pre-empt such people) were that I might actually start using it for my own selfish gain, and thence become someone I didn't intend to be.

I haven't read the Trump books, but believe there are books from the late 1800s ("Baron Trump's marvelous underground journey"?) that is supposed to have similarities to what Trump is currently doing (or going to do?) I should read them, but just haven't made the time. My uneducated opinion is that it might be some obscure plan that is being revealled now that it's being put into effect. I'm not sure on different dimensions, and do doubt that certain things such as time travel are possible, but I think the book is possibly part of a scheme to change people's beliefs on the subject (i.e. if time travel is impossible, at least convince people that it is). I'd be interested on your thoughts, if you find out more.

With Flat Earth, be warned there are also many psyop groups and shills. The psyop groups will tend to push crazy ideas along with some truth about Flat Earth, so legitimate people seeking to find out more will reject the truth with the lies (one such group is the International Flat Earth Society, which has a fairly detailed webpage, but insists that the Earth is accelerating constantly upward at 9.81m/s/s to explain why objects fall - absolutely nothing to do with Flat Earth theory, but they preach it as if it is).

Yeah, very interesting about the other bridge collapse. I certainly don't think this is a coincidence. I always try to presume nothing is a coincidence, until I have discounted every possible link, and even afterward, I keep an open mind that a link may have been overlooked.

Biden's declaration of the "Transgender Day of Visibility" certainly took me by surprise. Very blasphemous, amongst other things. I have different theories about what's going on in America (and the world). Mostly, I keep my beliefs to overt events, as this is what most people can understand, and so I don't come across as crazy. On a deeper level, I believe that the Q military operation talked about on occasion to remove the Deep State is real, and that the aim is to discredit and destroy the Deep State. This crazy announcement by Biden to promote his blasphemous idea on the holiest Christian holiday would go along with this (this belief also presumes that the Biden we see on television or online is actually an actor, under the control of the military but playing out what the original evil Biden/Obama/Hillary et. al. conspiracy would have done). At the very deepest level (so far as I can see, and I hope this is untrue), I believe the real takeover will come by the military removing the Deep State, and it will involve almagamation of all cults/religions into a New-Age type religion (such as promited by General Michael Flynn) with an artificial Christian flavour, without actually involving Christ (e.g. the idea that we all have a "Christ-consciousness" and can evolve into "little Christs" - back to Eden and the devil's original lie to Eve that we can become as gods).

I like your idea of having a Whangdoodle Day. "Today, we send a message to all Whangdoodles in Whangdoodlia: You are obnoxious, you are useless, you are ugly. Your name is often used in vain to describe the most oafish, most brutish and most worthless types - below even such epithets as "hideous veruca", "discarded toe nail clipping" or even "diseased and ruptured appendix". However, today, I want to tell you there is a better life for Whangdoodles. You can be transformed into something practical, something useful, something clean and neat, if not beautiful. A pulping and papering machine is the only obstacle to your new existence! We declare today the International Day of Visibility for all Whangdoodles!"

I'm pleased you don't think I am a heathen. I also sometimes listen to music that might not be considered Christian. I too wear pants or shorts, although I think on this one, it's probably sinful (if not illegal) to actually not wear pants or shorts (at least in public), so I wouldn't sweat too much on that one being a sin. I really don't understand the push of Christians to be Zionists. It's kinda scary. Jews and Gentiles are supposed to be one in Christ, with the law fulfilled in Him, but there's some sort of elite super-group (in the minds of many Christians) that this doesn't seem to apply to, and despite this group's rejection of Jesus, by adhering to several Old Testament laws and claiming Jewish heritage, so many Christians put this group on a pedestal. It's like a kind of worship in my mind, although these Christians get offended when I say this.

That was a very beautiful photograph you posted. It matched some of what I had imagined, other than the steps. I can well imagine it would be a place to clear one's mind and readily commune with God.

I hope you had a smashing day, with any Whangdoodles making themselves more visible than is comfortable or desirable being converted into something more useful and convenient. Until next time! )