obliteration (The Whangdoodles shall eventually meet obliteration!
Yes, your inventions are impressive! Ah, you've mentioned the lab coat again! Why you do this to me?
I have a feeling you would liked the Xfiles. I was addicted to it for several years. The 1998 movie Xfiles: Fight the Future is a good movie. The movie and the entire show has a lot of conspiracies. I warn you though, avoid the 2008 movie called Xfiles: I Want to Believe. I took the day off work to go see it the first day it came out and what I saw was a movie that was no where near as good as Fight the Future. Not even half way as good. They claimed it didn't do well due to it coming out the same summer as Dark Knight. They are kidding themselves.
Yes, bearded ladies are becoming unusually rampant these days. But, whereas the bearded ladies in the circus had a condition (hirsutism), the bearded ladies these days are just...bonkers. I live in a small conservative city of 37,000, even we sometimes see it here. One person with a beard, makeup, purse, sometimes even wearing a dress. At the farmer's market, at the grocery store, at the thrift shop, etc. On a good note, so far, no one has gotten assaulted here for not using supposedly proper pronouns of they/them. I wonder what happens in Whangdoodle world when one of them is, how shall we put this, confused?
What happened to the days when beards were normal, like yours?
I can remember watching The Simpsons when I was still a child. At the time, I even had a Simpons tshirt. I can faintly remember an episode, I think they went to Washington D.C. and there were pigs in suits eating money out of troughs. It's been a while back, so my memory of the episode may be inaccurate.
I recently read an article about a guy who died from being bitten by his pet Gila monster. Maybe instead of infiltrating the Whangdoodle kingdom myself, I should send trained and deadly Gila monsters in to deal with the situation. Eventually we can send in a toxic cleanup crew. I guess you could say Gila monsters would be like nature taking its course and a toxic cleanup crew would spare your impressive invention of terrible contamination. If we had one of those futuristic planet decontamination systems, that would help immensely. May there be no contaminates or unnatural beards ahead!)