excised (The ugly and diseased verruca known as The Whangdoodles must be
excised from the otherwise healthy toe of The Kingdom of Whangdoodlia, enabling the people to dance again with joy when the procedure is complete!
I do agree about keeping the funny name, once we have gotten rid of all those pesky Whangdoodles. 'Twould be a shame to be rid of that.
If you're worried about Whangdoodle reading hour becoming too dangerous, you shouldn't. You can borrow my special, Whangdoodle-fang proof lab coat. Although it needs to be worn by someone impressive, beards aren't a requirement, so I'm presuming that it will be suitable for you?
I think probably you were repulsed by the false preacher because he was preaching heresy. Like you say, Christ has been He from eternity past. And He needed to come as a He, as it was Adam who brought sin upon mankind, not Eve. I don't think a she could've died for mankind, for the same reason Eve didn't bring sin onto all mankind when she sinned. But I wouldn't expect a heretical preacher to know these things. A few years ago, I thought all this talk about reptilian brains and psychopaths becoming eunuchs and/or cross-dressing as dragons to be some sort of fad. I'm not so sure now, though. Have you seen the little statues of false gods from millennia past, that have the appearance of reptilian humanoids? Even in the bible, Satan came to Eve as a serpent (reptile). Notice also that transgenders often want to be referred to in the plural? In the bible, Legion (who had many demons), referred to himself as we - "for we are many". Could well be some sort of manifestation of what is really going on in the spiritual world...
It is good your great grandfather knew the old medicine to prevent you from succumbing to the torturous bug initiation rite. Those assassin bugs sound like nasty little creatures! I don't know why people don't pass on such useful information (in general). There is so much knowledge lost from the past. It's quite sad. Hopefully you were able to learn the cure for bug battle scars, in case we are accidentally bitten whilst battling Whangdoodles?
My weekend was full of smashingness, without torturous bugs or degenerate, desexed dragons. Maybe there were one or two zoned-out zombies, but only enough to keep life interesting!

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