Word Association

dilemma (Wow. You know Benny, the Whangdoodle Hitman? I thought he was just a myth, that angry parents made up and told to their naughty children to keep them awake at night when they didn't want to use the Whangdoodle Floss after brushing with Whangdoodle toothpaste - or were the children supposed to floss first? - I forget... While I do agree with the idea of taking on some Whangdoodle risk, I'm somewhat concerned about the ethics of escaping our legal troubles by using a Whangdoodle Hitman... Aren't there any non-Whangdoodle Hitmen we can use? Couldn't we just cancel somebody's life-insurance, and just draw out the legal proceedings until he or she dies of natural causes?)

issues (You think Benny is a myth? Good! Most people do! I am banking on that. People will sue over anything! They'll probably complain that the floss they were wrapped in didn't taste good enough. I just had a horrible thought. What if this attraction attracts people of a weird nature?! People who like to be wrapped in floss! We gotta prepare for anything!)

implications (Ick! I had never thought of that. Some people are disgusting! Can't we just leave such people to the Whangdoodles to eat, or something? 🦑 🦑 🦑 But I suppose, there are some depths even Whangdoodles won't plumb... Hmmm... Much as I hate to rely on our lawyers, perhaps this is another job for them? 🧑‍⚖️ 👩‍⚖️ )

crime (People really can be weird! I worked in retail and we had a guy streak through the store in a nothing but a thong, then out the door and off into the night...never to be seen again. Yes, I should seek some lawyers who are experts in the field strange activity! I mean, these sorts of characters might scare the Whangdoodles!)

transgression (Sigh! Don't I ever know it! It seems there are more weird people than normal, these days. 🦸‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦸‍♀️🦹‍♀️ The folk at the Prairie Nut Hut used to have trouble with some of their stock, which they claimed was due to some sort of overactive hormone activity. Apparently, they now have their stock undergo a simple procedure which cures such unwanted behaviour for life. 🐃 🐄 Perhaps we could hire one of the farmers to work in your store, so we can cure the guy in the thong if he ever returns? 👨‍🌾 👩‍🌾 I'm sure he would be grateful for our help, but we could also have the lawyers on hand in case he became upset? 🧑‍⚖️ 👩‍⚖️ We can't have our Whangdoodles being scared away by such depraved people! 🦑 🦑 🦑)

peccadillo (It's kind of you to care about the Whangdoodles! Interesting how us humans can be more odd! One lady tried to walk out with a VCR between her legs. She had a dress on. Problem is she left the power cord hanging down! Ah, We need to get security!!)

indiscretion (Peccadillo is a good word - I had to look it up. Lol about the woman - did she think perhaps you might figure she was electric?

It's not so much I care about Whangdoodles - they are, afterall, obnoxious and disgusting creatures, better dead than alive. More that if all our Whangdoodles are scared away by miscreants, out of what shall we construct our Whangdoodle-skin hats and how shall we flavour our Cherry Whangdoodle smoothies? Should our security be robotic? 🤖 Or should we just install grenades within all our VCRs, so that they explode if they traverse a certain distance from the store without being deactivated? 😈 📹 🕵️‍♀️ 💣 💥 😭)

rash (Maybe! lol Let's plug her in and find out! Here in Oklahoma, a restaurant has robotic waiters, so why not robotic security! As far the skin hats go, we might have to manufacture faux Whangdoodle skin...and flavoring )

skin (Lol! Robotic security. I'm presuming it'll be AI, right? Do you have Elon's number? I've messaged him several times on X, but he hasn't responded yet. Faux Whangdoodle skin... and flavouring... I like the idea, but dunno. Do you reckon people are going buy it? And how to manufacture? )

cream (Maybe it's just me, but I think Elon looks robotic lol. People everyday are buying loads of artificially flavored items and faux leather material, they shouldn't mind the faux Whangdoodle stuffs! Btw, you are always coming up with problems lolol jkjk It's good to cover all bases! You are very wise!)

milk (Yeah, Elon is definitely robotic - AI even. It's not just you. Also just looked up the pronunciation of faux! (I didn't realise the x was silent!) Lol! We've gotta make sure our marketing people sell this stuff as "Faux Whangdoodle Skin" hats, and not "Whangdoodle Faux Skin" hats... or people may get totally the wrong idea about our product! You are right that I've come up with lots of problems for our organisation - forewarned is forearmed, but an assertive stance is needed moreso than a defensive one. How about a Whangdoodle line of milk? Or cream?)

chocolate (I am glad I'm not the only one! Any time I see him talk, I think how strange he looks. Like you said, AI. I'm glad you have good discernment! Meanwhile, I'm over here ready to hire Benny the Whangdoodle Hitman And good idea about getting the name right! A Whangdoodle milk/cream is a good idea. And yogurt! I'm a big yogurt fan. Ice cream also, but I'm trying to recover from my addiction or I'd have a Whangdoodle ice cream parlor.)

smoothie (I actually think there are a number of different Elons. Some seem more human than others, but the guy makes me think of an android. Lol. You say discernment, but others say its suspicion or even paranoia! Please book in Benny the Whangdoodle Hitman to solve our legal crisis - please try and requst he does the hit on a weekday, as I'm not keen to pay overtime - while I resolve the drama with marketing about their faux pas with respect to advertising "Whangdoodle faux skin" rather than "faux Whangdoodle skin"...

Hopefully, by tomorrow, we'll have resolved these little hiccups and Whangdoodle faux leather will be our newest product line. Also, I spoke to the company scientific team, who explained that ice cream can not be an addiction - it's just a normal attraction that normal people have to a delicious product! So don't feel bad about that - (especially considering that I will need some taste testing done at the new Whangdoodle ice cream and yogurt parlour). Until next time... )

delicious (I feel so relieved to know that I don't have an ice cream addiction! All this Whangdoodle stuff really is eye opening to the reality of all the headaches of running a business entails. But, this could end up being a big corporation! Elon might want to buy it! Err...one of the Elon's. The Whangdoodles probably don't want anything to do with him. They probably have an aversion to AI. Anyway, it'll all get sorted out....until next time!)

delectable (I bring good tidings, but also evil tidings...

On the evil tidings, I caught up with one of the more human-looking of the Elon Musks, who indicated that although ours was a promising business proposition, he didn't want to buy it at this point, as he was already in the middle of sorting out one of his android-brother-Elon's faux pars with some Jews, and wasn't keen to take on dealing with our one at the same time.

The Whangdoodles don't mind dealing with this Elon - he's one of the good ones, who is really opposed to Artificial Intelligence and is trying to warn the world of an upcoming Artificial Intelligence Disaster (or AID for short). Please note I didn't reveal to the Whangdoodles that this Elon Musk has several android-brother-Elons, a number of whom are particularly evil, and one of whom inserted a microchip into a monkey's brain just so he'd have somebody to play Super Mario Odyssey with - so maybe don't freak them out by mentioning it?

Anyhoo, whilst I and several of the Whangdoodles were negotiating with one of the Elon Musks, Benny the Whangdoodle Hitman phoned through to say he'd done his job. It was a Sunday and he therefore missed the morning church service, so I know he's going to charge me overtime, but you'll be pleased to know that he's deleted your co-workers' records from their health insurer, so in the event of a serious medical incident, nobody's going to be able to afford for the co-workers to be nursed back to health! This'll all but do away with any legal concerns we had about any of our Whangdoodles starring in the Killer Whangdoodles from Outer Space exhibit being implicated in the dark deeds of the Texas Chainsaw Massacrer, as we will have the plausible deniability of the claims being made by some uninsured, washed-up, gold-miner who just wanted her name in the news to help pay for her next bottle of pain medication.)

irresistible (Your mention of the multiple Elons made me think of an old Star Trek episode called Memory Alpha. Mr. Atoz was the overseer of the atavachron. There was more than one of him in the library. Anyway, I pictured an atavachron library manned by multiple Elons. Another Star Trek episode came to mind, I Mudd, which had multiples of the same looking androids. Imagine, a planet full of Elons! Now imagine a planet full of Whangdoodles and a planet full of Elons and they are at war with each other! Okay...I'm getting out into orbit here lol

One of the last times I was on a flight, I seen a guy in the next row who looked like a mobster hitman. I dunno if he just liked looking like one or if he really was one. Then I remembered I was heading to Chicago, which I don't usually do, and then it seemed to make sense lol

I keep getting off topic...or maybe not.

It seems you are getting a lot of things put to rest - that's not a nod to Benny the Whangdoodle Hitman. I feel I am behind on my work! I better get Whangdoodling!)

entrancing (I did like the old Star Trek episodes. 🚀 I don't think I saw too many, and not those you mentioned (unless one was where the two planets were at simulated war, and were supposed to disintegrate their own people when they took a hit, and Kirk and Spock challenge the other planet to a real nuclear war, and then they negotiate a peace? 🌏 🌍 I liked that one). I tried to watch them some years ago to catch up on what I had missed out on, but Captain Kirk seems to get smoochy with every new girl he meets in each new episode. 💋💋💋 I didn't notice that before, but it made me too uncomfortable to watch now! Obviously, Whangdoodles, being the morally depraved kind of creatures they are, don't take issue with that sort of thing. That's why we're suffering a veritable plague of them at the moment! 🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑 Probably Star Fleet should have invested in another bunk for the Captain's quarters aboard the Enterprise, so Kirkie could've gotten married and taken his wife along - it might've doubled his productivity with Star Fleet related issues, rather than chatting up girls for half an episode every weekday...

Did the mobster you met on your way to Chicago happen to leave you his business card? I've just received Benny the Whangdoodle Hitman's invoice for - as you say - "putting things to rest" - and I'm wondering if the money wouldn't have been better spent on a discount faux hitman. Unfortunately, I haven't met any useful hitmen on my own travels, although I did once sit next to a group of men I mistook for terrorists. 💣 Fortunately, they turned out to be some kind of Jews which dress all in black, and the plane landed without event. By the time I realised I was incorrect in my intial assessment of the men's intent to destroy the plane and all on board, we were disembarking and it was too late to ask for a business card.

Don't worry too much about your work. As many Whangdoodles will often say, all work and no play makes Jack a dull Whangdoodle. And none of our customers like their hats made from dull Whangdoodle skins. So do like myself, and relax, and Jack will be a shiny, happy Whangdoodle. Happy Whangdoodling! )

attract (I've seen all the episodes of the old Star Trek enough times for me, you, and all the Whangdoodles. My favorite episode is For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky. In it, Bones and the High Priestess of the Fabrini fall in love. Yes! Bones gets a mushy episode on the rare occasion instead of the captain. I seen an interview with William Shatner/Captain Kirk where he even seemed kinda annoyed, "They just kept throwing women at me." lol

The Hitman exited the plane ahead of me and disappeared quickly. He must have had an urgent meeting with the boss! Got more hits to make! I seen a gym tshirt one time that said: Make Yourself Hard to Kill. Anyway, I think putting more money into security instead of a hitman is best. Especially if we have a grand opening of a Whangdoodle Amusement Park. If we get the right staff, work won't seem like work...it'll just be one big Whangdoodle of a time everyday )

repel

(I doubt you could have seen all the episodes of the old Star Trek enough times for all the Whangdoodles. Don't you know there's an infestation of them at present? I guess you've done the calculations, but that's a *LOT* of Star Trek hours. I could work with Bones. He always seemed the most real to me out of Spock and Kirk, although then I was but a child watching reruns. Spock was okay too, I guess, but a little snooty at times. As if the good of the many could outweigh the good of the few... If it was left up to Spock, the Whangdoodles would have taken over the quadrant a long ago, and everyone's heads would be getting burned by the scorching sun, due to a serious lack of Whangdoodle-skin hats...

But I digress. Thanks for sending the Airplane Hitman on his way. He gave me a way better price than Benny the Whangdoodle Hitman. I wondered about having him whack Benny the Whangdoodle Hitman, just to save on the overtime (and also to prove he's not a faux hitman), but you're right - it's far better to beef up on our security, than keep whacking man and Whangdoodle alike. I've decided to go with a High-Priestess-of-Fabrini-look for our security staff. Bones would have been pleased - I'm presuming the poor old guy is dead, but let me know if I'm terribly and horribly and insultingly mistaken. Obviously, an all-female security staff won't be so much of a preventative for security breaches as a low-IQ male brute squad with an attitude and penchant for breaking bones, so I've decided to arm the gals with some pointy implements. I hope that's in character with Fabrini? Or was Fabrini the planet?

Funny that you mention the Grand Opening of our Whangdoodle Amusement Park - we're ready to go, just waiting on you to cut the ribbons... ✂️ 🎀 🎀 🎀 🎀 🎀 )

foil (Okay, okay, even though I've seen the episodes a heap of times I guess I probably haven't seen them that many times. Now, when it comes to Gilligan's Island, I probably have seen all the episodes of that show enough times for me, you, and all the Whangdoodles
I agree that Spock could be a bit snooty sometimes. A Whangdoodle infestation reminds me of the Trouble with Tribbles episode. At the end, Scotty transports them to the Klingon vessel. Tribbles and Klingons don't like each other.

DeForrest Kelley 1920-1999 R.I.P.

Last night, I was reading an article about Rossa Richter, the Human Cannonball. Then I had a thought, what about a Whangdoodle Cannonball You know, maybe Whangdoodles have infested my mind?

The High Priestess of the Fabrini looked lovely. Her male security guys wore odd black hats and the rest of her people looked like hippies lol The people of Fabrini lived on Yanada, which they believed was a planet. It was actually a spaceship.

I get to cut the ribbon? You should cut the ribbons also!)