thwart (Lol. I'm not sure if there be anything Whangdoodles don't like? Oompa Loompas with sharp bones, maybe? I think it might be unkind to the Oompa Loompas to beam them aboard a Whangdoodle vessel... I agree that Whangdoodle Cannonballs are an untapped market. Here we have all these wars going on, and corrupt governments are investing in costly lead just to make bullets. If they simply exchanged the lead for Whangdoodles, imagine how much more money politicians could embezzle for their secret ill-gotten fortunes, yachts and expensive mistresses, and then wring their hands helplessly on TV as they explain to all the serfs that this is just the price of freedom and security?
We certainly will have metaphorical Whangdoodle egg on our metaphorical faces if World War III starts later this year and we haven't built a factory to convert all those Whangdoodles about the place just making life miserable and dangerous into something more useful, like Whangdoodle Cannonballs.
It's the next thing I'll work on after I cut this ribbon. I hereby christen our Whangdoodle Amusement Park! ✂️ 🎀✂️ 🎀 ✂️🎀 ✂️🎀 ✂️🎀 [That's an emoji for snipping the ribbon, in case you didn't guess! ] )
We certainly will have metaphorical Whangdoodle egg on our metaphorical faces if World War III starts later this year and we haven't built a factory to convert all those Whangdoodles about the place just making life miserable and dangerous into something more useful, like Whangdoodle Cannonballs.
It's the next thing I'll work on after I cut this ribbon. I hereby christen our Whangdoodle Amusement Park! ✂️ 🎀✂️ 🎀 ✂️🎀 ✂️🎀 ✂️🎀 [That's an emoji for snipping the ribbon, in case you didn't guess! ] )
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