I can only see two faults which would place me at an eight, unless you give more deduction points for either of those qualities.
But seriously, I think I wear my skin well, (+1) for playing the hand I was dealt.
Bald (-1), Lazy eye (-1), yellow teeth (-1), smoker (-1), pudgy (-1),
I am going to give myself a half point for being so polite I am mistaken as Canadian.
I think once I improve my dental hygiene and quit smoking and lose the pudgy weight and get muscular.
I should be up at an eight. Some men like Jason Statham and Bruce Willis would look weird with hair.