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Susanna said:
Dave didn’t know that the microphone wasn’t switched off. He claims that he has no intention of making stew out of the sweet and friendly gators.
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Fake news! There are rumors that his favorite drink is gatorade. Things are starting to make sense.
 
seoulsearch

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Susanna said:
Seems like Dave’s campaign crumbles in before it even got started.
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Well, there's always the next election.

Dave could always do what all the other politicians are doing -- straighten out his issues in court -- then hop right back into the ring.
 
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I also hear that he uses in catnip. Maybe it was the drugs that made him say such vile things about the gator community.
 
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Susanna said:
Yes, he had promised me the position of Speaker.
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Sounds like Dave is a lot better at choosing his running mates rather than what side of the issues he stands on. :cry:
 
Cameron143

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Dave should just promise 2 gators in every pot. He'll win in a landslide.
 
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I also hear that he steals entire meals from potlucks.

 
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Please serve sweet tea or else I’m taking my banana pudding back home. lol.
 
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From friendly chats about beloved potluck dishes and taste-testing dishes to demands for sweet tea and a presidency-seeking cat claiming gators are woke and declaring war...




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seoulsearch said:
From friendly chats about beloved potluck dishes and taste-testing dishes to demands for sweet tea and a presidency-seeking cat claiming gators are woke and declaring war...




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I would like to point out that I was just following orders to eat the food and I am faultless.
 
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Well I can bring tea and sugar. I can bring lots of kinds of tea.
 
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Susanna said:
Dave has just launched a new campaign. He now has learned that the gator community has gone woke. He’s going to repeat this message until they stand down.
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How big do people think the gator constituency is. I would promise belts and handbags too.
 
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