Things NOT to say on your first date....

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Didymous

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You don't have anything against serial killers, do you? :cool:
 

Lanolin

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i think it might be fun to answer all those weird first dates posts as if you were on a date with them. lol

so you got out of federal prison...me too! I cant believe we never met before, which cell were you in?
 

Derrie

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True story that happened to me-
The guy: Do you wear ballet flats?
Me: uh no ( thinking to my self this guy knows a lot about women's shoes)
The guy: Do you wear high heels?
Me: not really, once in awhile
The guy: You're lame ( he truly said that(
Me: if you love high heels so much you wear them!
.....date over hahaha
 

Derrie

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lol
True story that happened to me-
The guy: Do you wear ballet flats?
Me: uh no ( thinking to my self this guy knows a lot about women's shoes)
The guy: Do you wear high heels?
Me: not really, once in awhile
The guy: You're lame ( he truly said that(
Me: if you love high heels so much you wear them!
.....date over hahaha
 

Derrie

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good story I have about 20 some as ridiculous as that one stay well
 

Lanolin

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lol. Did he? shoe shopping is my worst nightmare, why would a man want to come with me on that.
You can always say next date we are going somewhere barefoot. Like the beach.
 

Lanolin

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this is true story it was like my a first date and he started talking for some reason about Star Wars movie as if it was the greatest thing since sliced bread. To me the star wars movie was old as it came out when I was little.

So I said something like 'Star Wars?! That is so old!' ...or he heard is as 'you are so old!'

and it went downhill from there. It turned out he was like 11 years older than me.
 

Lanolin

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tip...guys, dont talk about Star Wars, it doesnt impress the ladies.
In fact, try not to talk at all and chew your food with your mouth closed.
 

Mii

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Well, perhaps this is meant to be funny and lighthearted...once again I seem to maybe have stumbled into the wrong thread :p

Joking hasn't netted me a catch so to speak but hmmm....



"Before you ask, that dress does make you look fat? but err, I'm sure it's just the dress but it's a typical question and I think maybe my opinion would change on a second date in different attire but I'm uncertain because I'm not omniscient? Care for a round #2?"

~Any takers?
 

Derrie

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I had a date with a seemingly lovely woman about 30 ish at an outdoor café in Vega she ordered a Cadillac margo I passed telling I had work to do later She snarled what are you a reformed alcoholic?I left a 20 on the table for her and left "cab fare|
 
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this is something a guy experienced in real life on blind dates, twice
1/ That car your driving , do you own it outright or are you paying it off?
2/ Your a carpenter, it must pay well?
3/ Have you ever married, do you have children?
4/ Are you paying a house off or are you a renter?
5/ Those clothes your wearing, are they your best clothes, or do you always go out in casual attire?
 

Lanolin

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Well, perhaps this is meant to be funny and lighthearted...once again I seem to maybe have stumbled into the wrong thread :p

Joking hasn't netted me a catch so to speak but hmmm....



"Before you ask, that dress does make you look fat? but err, I'm sure it's just the dress but it's a typical question and I think maybe my opinion would change on a second date in different attire but I'm uncertain because I'm not omniscient? Care for a round #2?"

~Any takers?
haha if its a rara skirt or crinoline yes it makes anyone who wears it look fat. You could hide a small child under there.