Things NOT to say on your first date....

[1christian1]

In all seriousness though I think if you say the words “You remind me so much of my ex ________” your date may actually die in their chair. At least their heart will.

Still interested man:

One question. Is he still alive?"

 

[1christian1]

I tested positive for .......

Positive Man:


"Being a great person"?

 

[1christian1]

What’s your vote on couples knitting classes?

A content man:


Only if you knit "Mine forever"...

 

[Mel85]

“Are you paying?”
“Excuse me, I need to drop the kids off, be back in a sec”
“Were you on CSI??”
“Sometimes I see dead people”
“Pull my finger”.

 

[1christian1]

“Are you paying?”
“Excuse me, I need to drop the kids off, be back in a sec”
“Were you on CSI??”
“Sometimes I see dead people”
“Pull my finger”.

You can truly be offensive when you want huh? Lol...

 

[Mel85]

You can truly be offensive when you want huh? Lol...

That’s not even scratching the surface lol.

 

[1christian1]

That’s not even scratching the surface lol.

Nah, Your the precious punkin that I know... Right! LOL

 

[Lanolin]

what you can see? I thought this was a blind date. Thats why I bought this dog food...for your guide dog.

 

[ArtsieSteph]

What is your opinion on the socio/economic desparities between Klingons and the Federation?

If they get it then you get a good discussion, if not you pretty much can write them off then and there.

 

[Lanolin]

So...isnt Star Wars the greatest movie franchise ever in the entire history of the known universe? Please say you agree cos next date we are watching all nine back to back.

 

[Tinkerbell725]

I am bored. Let's go rob a bank.

 

[mailmandan]

I was hoping for younger and cuter, but beggars can't be choosers.

 

[shineyourlight]

Wasn't there a thread like this before?! I can't find it

 

[mailmandan]

Wasn't there a thread like this before?! I can't find it

I’m sure there was.

 

[Lanolin]

point out someone else's baby and say I wish I had one...(SIGH)

 

[ArtsieSteph]

“God told me you’re my future wife/husband.” Yes God can indeed reveal that. No it’s not a good idea to reveal that off because it makes you sound like you’re gonna abduct them.

 

[zeroturbulence]

You're the fourth woman I dated this week.

 

[17Bees]

Can't eat there. It's within a thousand feet of the middle school...

 

[Didymous]

You can truly be offensive when you want huh? Lol...

have you read the title of this thread? If not, maybe you should.

 

[1christian1]

Why? You think that would be something appropriate to say on a date? Lol. ( Sorry. That was an inside joke between she and I )