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da nurse is coming down the hall to gimme my meds........gotta run..........y'all be careful, she's got a whole fistful of 'em.
I'm gonna eat a hot pocket and intentionally burn the roof of my mouth with molten processed cheese. Hopefully no long haired freaky people made this batch.
Didn't Titanic land on the moon in '69?
That may be why... but there is no way I'm gonna try to find that blend in guy....whats his name again....Waldo or something like that.....Coffee is good but hunting bears with plastic forks and a chicken carcass's is way more entertaining.
Had Domino's for supper, and man is it coming back to haunt me now........sigh.......they musta put a pound of Garlic Salt on the crust.............buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppp........ahhhhh
Had to take a second dose of medicine.........oh, NEVER watched Titanic..........NEVER will..........same for Gone With the Wind......life is far too short at my age to spend it.....ok, never mind.........buuurrrrrrrrpppppppp, ahhhh
If you eat dominos, you're supposed to get sick.
I had a 32ft long black hair on a dominos pizza once.
...or the Titanic.
you musta got the family size pizza.............hope you saved it........one word..........."hair plugs"
Well I might have exaggerated a tad but it felt like it when I was removing it from my mouth. Suffice it to say.....I don't trust long haired people anymore.
Actually....there is no moon. Its actually a giant flat retina display that is just outside the troposphere.
did you do this for me?
because you know my IQ is about 100 points lower than yours? (hehe)
I want it to be weekeeeeennnnd
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