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I'm gonna eat a hot pocket and intentionally burn the roof of my mouth with molten processed cheese. Hopefully no long haired freaky people made this batch.
 
da nurse is coming down the hall to gimme my meds........gotta run..........y'all be careful, she's got a whole fistful of 'em.


Goodnight PR,

I hear my doctors coming down the hallway too.....

....I guess it's that time to put me back in my straitjacket?
 
That may be why... but there is no way I'm gonna try to find that blend in guy....whats his name again....Waldo or something like that.....Coffee is good but hunting bears with plastic forks and a chicken carcass's is way more entertaining.

Why do you men continually try and bumfuzzle the Blond? Wait I bet you're blond right? That would make sense.....lol
 
Had Domino's for supper, and man is it coming back to haunt me now........sigh.......they musta put a pound of Garlic Salt on the crust.............buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppp........ahhhhh

Had to take a second dose of medicine.........oh, NEVER watched Titanic..........NEVER will..........same for Gone With the Wind......life is far too short at my age to spend it.....ok, never mind.........buuurrrrrrrrpppppppp, ahhhh

Mental note to Blond.....Tums in next care package to Little Sitting Elephant.......lol
 
If you eat dominos, you're supposed to get sick.

Elephant Willie is right....shouldn't be eating little black dotted game pieces.....no wonder you are not feeling well.... Remember you play with the dominos you don't eat them......I think we need to get the Elephant tested mentally to make sure he remembers what real food is.....lol
 
you musta got the family size pizza.............hope you saved it........one word..........."hair plugs"

I don't know there may be a competition between you and Reborn as to who gets the biggest laugh from the Blond.....Funny stuff guys!!
 
Well I might have exaggerated a tad but it felt like it when I was removing it from my mouth. Suffice it to say.....I don't trust long haired people anymore.

You might not want to come to dinner with tourist and the Blond then we both have long hair.....Well mine is about 32 feet longer than tourists but he's got hair......lol