(Potentially) Profound Thoughts

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Lynx said:
Brownies has 8 letters but cookies only has 7. I'd better choose them both to be sure.

What? I'm choosing a happy life here. :p
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Yeah, I think Solemateleft's deep thought means brownies and cookies have two sides, so bite the better side first and then finish them both off so not to waste food.
 
I just heard an interesting thought.

"If you want to feel more positive about the general state of the USA on a global scale, what you need to do is watch 90 Day Fiance. You watch that show and you'll realize the USA gotta be doing SOMETHING right. Cause people all around this world. Folks all around the world are lining up, throwing it all away, just for a chance to make it somewhere in the Midwest. They don't even care where specifically. They'll do anything, up to and including marrying the biggest idiot in the state of Ohio, gladly."

"They'll interview this loser named Jason, 35 year old dodge ball coach, and he says ever since his mom kicked him out he's been looking for Ms. Right, like the kind of woman who knows how to load the dishwasher and keep her mouth shut during Buckeyes games... I don't like your chances Jason. You don't seem like much of a catch to me."

"Then they'll cut to this beautiful girl in Estonia or somewhere and she'll be like Jason is man of my dreams. I often fantasize about being with him and eating hamburger helper off of paper plate... In the Shangri La known as Dayton Ohio."

"Then she gets over here and Jason takes her to an Olive Garden in a Dayton strip mall, and her eyes are huge. All this spaghetti for one person? Yeah babe, that's how we roll here in the US."

I dunno... It makes ME feel better about the USA. Makes me feel worse too, but it also makes me feel better."
 
Lynx said:
I just heard an interesting thought.

"If you want to feel more positive about the general state of the USA on a global scale, what you need to do is watch 90 Day Fiance. You watch that show and you'll realize the USA gotta be doing SOMETHING right. Cause people all around this world. Folks all around the world are lining up, throwing it all away, just for a chance to make it somewhere in the Midwest. They don't even care where specifically. They'll do anything, up to and including marrying the biggest idiot in the state of Ohio, gladly."

"They'll interview this loser named Jason, 35 year old dodge ball coach, and he says ever since his mom kicked him out he's been looking for Ms. Right, like the kind of woman who knows how to load the dishwasher and keep her mouth shut during Buckeyes games... I don't like your chances Jason. You don't seem like much of a catch to me."

"Then they'll cut to this beautiful girl in Estonia or somewhere and she'll be like Jason is man of my dreams. I often fantasize about being with him and eating hamburger helper off of paper plate... In the Shangri La known as Dayton Ohio."

"Then she gets over here and Jason takes her to an Olive Garden in a Dayton strip mall, and her eyes are huge. All this spaghetti for one person? Yeah babe, that's how we roll here in the US."

I dunno... It makes ME feel better about the USA. Makes me feel worse too, but it also makes me feel better."
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lol... I caught myself flipping thru channels yesterday and stopped in to watch 90 Day Fiance' yesterday... Was crazy hilarious... I was crying (with laughter) about the episode with the Latina who is married to her 90-day fiancee' who lives I think in Ohio(?); but they are separated and they had an arrangement (she thought) that they could see other people while separated... But now she finds herself pregnant with her boyfriend's baby... So her dilemma is that if she divorces her husband she would be deported but she doesn't want to go public with her desires/intent/need to divorce because she hasn't been honest with her family back in South America and she would be embarrassed at this point - because she is pregnant with another man's baby (lol she is saying this in front of the shows camaraman as she is talking to a lawyer)... lol, she doesn't think her family watches the show?
and just to make it silly by marital law the child she's carrying would technically not be in her boyfriend's name... lol... I gave up...
I had to do some chores ... and when I came back - the next show was "Sister Wives" which is a show about Polygamists Marriages in Utah... hahaha OMG... I thought I was watching the Twighlight Zone... hahaha
 
Lynx said:
I just heard an interesting thought.

"If you want to feel more positive about the general state of the USA on a global scale, what you need to do is watch 90 Day Fiance. You watch that show and you'll realize the USA gotta be doing SOMETHING right. Cause people all around this world. Folks all around the world are lining up, throwing it all away, just for a chance to make it somewhere in the Midwest. They don't even care where specifically. They'll do anything, up to and including marrying the biggest idiot in the state of Ohio, gladly."

"They'll interview this loser named Jason, 35 year old dodge ball coach, and he says ever since his mom kicked him out he's been looking for Ms. Right, like the kind of woman who knows how to load the dishwasher and keep her mouth shut during Buckeyes games... I don't like your chances Jason. You don't seem like much of a catch to me."

"Then they'll cut to this beautiful girl in Estonia or somewhere and she'll be like Jason is man of my dreams. I often fantasize about being with him and eating hamburger helper off of paper plate... In the Shangri La known as Dayton Ohio."

"Then she gets over here and Jason takes her to an Olive Garden in a Dayton strip mall, and her eyes are huge. All this spaghetti for one person? Yeah babe, that's how we roll here in the US."

I dunno... It makes ME feel better about the USA. Makes me feel worse too, but it also makes me feel better."
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Are you sure it's not proof God is giving more and more people over to reprobate minds?
 
Lynx said:
This is a place for any profound thoughts we might have. Anybody is welcome to post any profound thoughts you might have had recently, or any not so profound thoughts. It may be updated daily or maybe not a post for two months, depending on how much thinking we have done lately...
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You have to be in something to be something. Therefore, You have to to be insane to be sane...
 
Mem said:
The good fight is that against the trappings of despair, which comes once hope is deserted. So, it adds up perfectly that dessert would do well in deterring despair. I mean, that 'astounds' is an anagram of 'as donuts' can't be mere coincidence, especially since the Latin root of astound' is extonare, which means 'to thunder.' :unsure:

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So the obvious question here is....
Why can you never starve in a desert?
Because of the sand wich is there.
 
Lynx said:
I just heard an interesting thought.

"If you want to feel more positive about the general state of the USA on a global scale, what you need to do is watch 90 Day Fiance. You watch that show and you'll realize the USA gotta be doing SOMETHING right. Cause people all around this world. Folks all around the world are lining up, throwing it all away, just for a chance to make it somewhere in the Midwest. They don't even care where specifically. They'll do anything, up to and including marrying the biggest idiot in the state of Ohio, gladly."

"They'll interview this loser named Jason, 35 year old dodge ball coach, and he says ever since his mom kicked him out he's been looking for Ms. Right, like the kind of woman who knows how to load the dishwasher and keep her mouth shut during Buckeyes games... I don't like your chances Jason. You don't seem like much of a catch to me."

"Then they'll cut to this beautiful girl in Estonia or somewhere and she'll be like Jason is man of my dreams. I often fantasize about being with him and eating hamburger helper off of paper plate... In the Shangri La known as Dayton Ohio."

"Then she gets over here and Jason takes her to an Olive Garden in a Dayton strip mall, and her eyes are huge. All this spaghetti for one person? Yeah babe, that's how we roll here in the US."

I dunno... It makes ME feel better about the USA. Makes me feel worse too, but it also makes me feel better."
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Great Stuff!!! I REALLY Needed that!!! Hilarious and Sad at the Same time as you said. Well written, BRAVO... 👏
 
the_seeker said:
Why is this post in the Christian singles forum ?
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Over the years the Christian singles forum has evolved into the default chill place for people to hang out and chat. Single and married people chat here now.

Also, why not?
 
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