Lol!
This reminds me of one of the financial chats I listen in on... It's a bunch of young guys, late 20's, 30's, and some early 40's, so of course it's mostly guy talk.
One of them mentioned a city in the US that apparently made a decree that since men could go topless in public, so could women.

Of course all the guys were saying they second this decision and that they'd like to make a trip there.
I was like, "You guys do realize that whenever something like this is passed, the women who want to take advantage of it to show off are usually the ones you all would pay to put their clothe back on..."
None of them argued with that!
(I don't know from experience, I've just heard complaints.)