Oh shoot, just re-read the first one. Sorry about that, it takes the Lords name in vein for the joke, missed that when I read it.
Lets laugh together!
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CozHElivesIcanface2morrow
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Wow that's funny and sad all at the same time! If I knew it was real, I'd be more sad, but since I dont , that's pretty funny, lol! Thanks for sharing it!
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Susanna
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From one old hag to another, I sigh...lol, Nothing quite like gravity gone wild, lol. Oh well, it is the great equalizer, sis, cept some don't get to know it. I guess we are blessed in this way...right?
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Susanna
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Sure thing, sister, sure thing
. Then there’s this lovely invention, BitMoji, which makes even train wrecks look good
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This reminds me of a joke, and I am not very good at remembering jokes, so please bear with me
Oh, I looked it up to give you the real deal and not my faulty memory of it A Montana senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-90, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Montana State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a good reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."
The gentleman then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Montana State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
With your youthful style and kindness, those are things of a youthful heart there Magenta. Plus, thanks to you, I now have the skills and resources to properly to spell the word "Magenta" so thank you for that!
CharlieRenee, you are very young in spirit and heart, and a very kind heart at that. You have been blessed to learn and grow in life and have wisdom to share with those around you...that is what time here has blessed you with (God, in his time that is)...just sharing my two cents worth on your posting
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