Let the pun wars begin

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I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles...

Now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements...

and the next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster! 😂
 
I've heard it said of someone very upset that he was pooping bricks over the issue that got him upset. I guess you're pooping tiles over it.

Our dog ate a whole bag of foil wrapped milk chocolate easter eggs. Now he poops sparkles. He seems to be perfectly fine otherwise.
 
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Doctor , my cousin says he feels like a pack of cards...

Tell him I'll deal with him later.
 
A guy was leaning over his lawn mower sweating.."like the Dickens"...

He was going through a rough patch!
 
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A guy was thrown out of the local park after arranging the squirrels by height..

The park rangers didn like him critter sizing! 😂
 
I'm starting to tell everyone the benefits of eating dried grapes...

It's all about raisin awareness. 🤗
 
Garden gnomes are required by the head gnome to wear little red hats!

It's a little gnome fact! 🤗
 
The question is, could he still catch you if he was wearing socks? That is THE single only question worth asking about bears. Can they catch you or not?
 
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Jase said:
Why is the person who invests all a person's money called a " Btoker"? 🤔
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A keen observation ruined by a typo. Ah well.

Maybe they call him a broker for the same reason a doctor calls his business a practice.
 
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Lynx said:
A keen observation ruined by a typo. Ah well.

Maybe they call him a broker for the same reason a doctor calls his business a practice.
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Lynx said:
A keen observation ruined by a typo. Ah well.

Maybe they call him a broker for the same reason a doctor calls his business a practice.
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Good one & Keen eye....Thought I checked..whoops! 🤭
 
Why is it so difficult for a. Leopard 🐆 to hide?....because he's always spotted! 😊
 
When my spirit feels weak,

I turn to the 4th book of the Bible...

After all, there's strength in Numbers!
 
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