Let the pun wars begin

[Jase]

I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles...

Now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements...

and the next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster! 😂

 

[Lynx]

I've heard it said of someone very upset that he was pooping bricks over the issue that got him upset. I guess you're pooping tiles over it.

Our dog ate a whole bag of foil wrapped milk chocolate easter eggs. Now he poops sparkles. He seems to be perfectly fine otherwise.

 

[Jase]

Doctor , my cousin says he feels like a pack of cards...

Tell him I'll deal with him later.

 

[Jase]

A guy was leaning over his lawn mower sweating.."like the Dickens"...

He was going through a rough patch!

 

[shittim]

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it. –

 

[Jase]

Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now! 🤗

 

[Jase]

A guy was thrown out of the local park after arranging the squirrels by height..

The park rangers didn like him critter sizing! 😂

 

[Jase]

I'm starting to tell everyone the benefits of eating dried grapes...

It's all about raisin awareness. 🤗

 

[sonshine]

Why are oceans the friendliest waters?

They're always WAVING.

 

[Jase]

Garden gnomes are required by the head gnome to wear little red hats!

It's a little gnome fact! 🤗

 

[Jase]

Think about it.. 🤔

If a bear 🐻 put on 🧦 socks...he'd still have bear feet! 😂

 

[Lynx]

The question is, could he still catch you if he was wearing socks? That is THE single only question worth asking about bears. Can they catch you or not?

 

[Jase]

The question is, could he still catch you if he was wearing socks? That is THE single only question worth asking about bears. Can they catch you or not?

Maybe...bear-ly! 🤭

 

[Jase]

Why is the person who invests all a person's money called a " Btoker"? 🤔

 

[Lynx]

Why is the person who invests all a person's money called a " Btoker"? 🤔

A keen observation ruined by a typo. Ah well.

Maybe they call him a broker for the same reason a doctor calls his business a practice.

 

[Jase]

A keen observation ruined by a typo. Ah well.

Maybe they call him a broker for the same reason a doctor calls his business a practice.

A keen observation ruined by a typo. Ah well.

Maybe they call him a broker for the same reason a doctor calls his business a practice.

Good one & Keen eye....Thought I checked..whoops! 🤭

 

[Jase]

Why is it so difficult for a. Leopard 🐆 to hide?....because he's always spotted! 😊

 

[Jase]

Why did the cyclop stop teaching? 🤔

Because, he only had one pupil. 🤗


O.K...O.k..that was a 5th grade joke. 😂

 

[Jase]

Why did the EMTs travel in sets of two?

They wanted to be Pair-a-medics! 😊

 

[Jase]

When my spirit feels weak,

I turn to the 4th book of the Bible...

After all, there's strength in Numbers!