You people are sick. You've taken a beautiful, almost heavenly thing like pizza and perverted it to the point of... sacrilege.
Pineapple... salami... seeds... Just remove the cheese and crust and sauce and let's still call it a pizza! It's almost as if...
you want to give the pizza its own... personal truth, like a trans-food pizza! Oh, I'm a carrot, but I identify as a pizza!
No wonder the world's going down the tubes.