Give me bad advice...

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Which, interpreted, is, "can anyone be as clueless as you are?"
Indeed, my most esteemed colleague, as you are no doubt aware, and in no manner or fashion finding fault or parsing offense, with not the slightest glimpse of umbrage, I in all sincerity, find your remarks to be not the least bit obliging.
Good day sir.
 
Just be yourself!!
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Hello darkness my old friend....
I've come to talk with you again...
 
Indeed, my most esteemed colleague, as you are no doubt aware, and in no manner
or fashion finding fault or parsing offense, with not the slightest glimpse of umbrage,
I in all sincerity, find your remarks to be not the least bit obliging.
Good day sir.
No offense, but you neglected to start your sentence with "Respectfully... "

You dastardly curmudgeon, you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:ROFL:
 
Indeed, my most esteemed colleague, as you are no doubt aware, and in no manner or fashion finding fault or parsing offense, with not the slightest glimpse of umbrage, I in all sincerity, find your remarks to be not the least bit obliging.
Good day sir.

I see you are very reticulate, elophent, and so very electrocutionary. I wish that I could speak Cameronese english.
 
I see you are very reticulate, elophent, and so very electrocutionary. I wish that I could speak Cameronese english.
It's almost on a par with Elizabethan English, and we know how well loved that is!!! .:unsure::whistle::giggle::devilish:
 
I see you are very reticulate, elophent, and so very electrocutionary. I wish that I could speak Cameronese english.
It seems that that the pupil has become his own student.

I'll give you a minute to figure out my cleverly disguised insult.
 
I'm not the one who used the word mendacious earlier.
Sounds delicious but it is actually pernicious, downright malicious, and almost superstitious - quite boringly repetitious,
how suppositious and officious, their inauspicious piousness pertaining to bookishness; their foolishness is conspicuous!


Respectfully...

:LOL:
 
Although it does have its errors, I like the CET.
Hush, child, we are told it is perfect even though it has errors and
has been edited to improve upon its highly esteemed excellency.
 
Sounds delicious but it is actually pernicious, downright malicious, and almost superstitious - quite boringly repetitious,
how suppositious and officious, their inauspicious piousness pertaining to bookishness; their foolishness is conspicuous!


Respectfully...

:LOL:
Now what am I to make of the fact that you didn't begin with respectfully?
 
No offense... but I did end with it LOL

It would have messed with my scheme to rhyme .;):giggle:
How can I successfully navigate the prescribed protocol of using LOL if my comedic method of preference by deadpan? Alas, I've only doomed myself to failure in this choice.
 
How can I successfully navigate the prescribed protocol of using LOL if my comedic method
of preference by deadpan? Alas, I've only doomed myself to failure in this choice.
Deadpan works well with .:oops:. and .:cool:.or .:geek:

;):LOL::cool:

And of course, ending with .:devilish:. is open to interpretation but surely shows devilish humor...

And the whistling one... who, me??? .:whistle:. I am innocent, I tells ya!!! .:sneaky:. <= I almost never use that one...
 
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