Des' Calvinist Love-In
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A Presbyterian and a Baptist,
Discussed infant baptism.
It became a fight,
That in the body of Christ,
It caused such a schism.
The Baptist, of course, was right,
But the Presbyterian kept on fighting.
No amount of scripture,
Would improve the Presbyterian's sighing,
And kept to himself in his plight.
The Presbyterian still,
Waterboards babies unto this day.
No amount of words would change his mind,
He keeps plodding on his way,
Waterboarding babies against their will.
Discussed infant baptism.
It became a fight,
That in the body of Christ,
It caused such a schism.
The Baptist, of course, was right,
But the Presbyterian kept on fighting.
No amount of scripture,
Would improve the Presbyterian's sighing,
And kept to himself in his plight.
The Presbyterian still,
Waterboards babies unto this day.
No amount of words would change his mind,
He keeps plodding on his way,
Waterboarding babies against their will.
Jonathan Edwards in sunglasses,
Is such an odd thing to behold.
To distort his image,
One has to be bold.
He preached a message,
That led many to the Lord.
To skew his visage,
One needs beat with a board.
Jonathan Edwards in sunglasses, really?
To do that thing,
One must be twisted,
And also rather silly.
Is such an odd thing to behold.
To distort his image,
One has to be bold.
He preached a message,
That led many to the Lord.
To skew his visage,
One needs beat with a board.
Jonathan Edwards in sunglasses, really?
To do that thing,
One must be twisted,
And also rather silly.
