Im going to be nosy next time at K Mart or the Warehouse and ask the men in front of me why they are buying their stuff, hoping they'll tell me some clever dad jokes.
Buying new underwear and socks? Have they all gone missing or eaten or got holes in them? Or just as a gift?
Fishing rod? Are you going fishing? Where, and can I come?
Three bulk bags of candy/sweets...is it for a lolly scramble? Or just all for yourself?