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Repeating these, because they were short and simple for a little chuckle. 
What do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly?
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
What building in your town has the most stories?
What was the spider doing on the computer?
What do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly?
Stationary.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one.
What building in your town has the most stories?
The public library.
What was the spider doing on the computer?
He was making a web-site.
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I don't know.
My dad was pulled over by cop back in 1990s. He passed away in 2011. Any how, cop starts talking his ears off. After 5 minutes of motor mouth. My dad asks cop, Why did you pull me over ??!!
Cop says, I was bored and needed somome to chit chat with. My Dad replied, You have to be kidding me !!.
In 1997. I was with friend at amusement park. When we came out to the car, one tire was flat. So I got trunk open, and got spare tire. I had to use tire iron to rip off hub cap and change tire.
When I got home. I explained to my Dad what happened
My dad started yelling at me. That the key for hub cap was in the car. He was yelling, No, No, you didn't use tire iron to rip off hub cap.
Tell me you didn't. !!!
Peace.
My dad was pulled over by cop back in 1990s. He passed away in 2011. Any how, cop starts talking his ears off. After 5 minutes of motor mouth. My dad asks cop, Why did you pull me over ??!!
Cop says, I was bored and needed somome to chit chat with. My Dad replied, You have to be kidding me !!.
In 1997. I was with friend at amusement park. When we came out to the car, one tire was flat. So I got trunk open, and got spare tire. I had to use tire iron to rip off hub cap and change tire.
When I got home. I explained to my Dad what happened
My dad started yelling at me. That the key for hub cap was in the car. He was yelling, No, No, you didn't use tire iron to rip off hub cap.
Tell me you didn't. !!!
Peace.
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