~Chuckle for the Day~

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If you buy a Mini. (vehicle)

It doesn't have a sticker price,

Just a bar code you drive over the register. 😀
 
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I lost my job at the bank. Customer asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
 
True story I think.

Teacher is a Christian school ask her class of 5-6 years olds. "What does the resurrection mean to you?" Going around the class for answers, each child stood and gave and answer. Came to one little girl - she stood and with her arms at her sides just said "TA-DA!"
Pretty sure our Father laughed!
 
kaylagrl said:
Haha just saw this one. I have two dogs and my second is a German Shepard and this is totally her every time the door bell rings. lol
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we have 2 big dogs and 1 medium. the little one thinks she is employed by black ops ;)

nobody sneaks up to our house...sounds like you have a great alarm system too
 
Sign in a beachside cafe: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria."

Handwritten underneath: "Socks can eat anyplace they want." 😀
 
tough to top that GG! I had to go to "winner"!
When does a joke become a
dad"joke?
When the punchline becomes "a parent"......
 
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Middle age is when the hardest thing to raise in your garden..
are your knees. 😄
 
man goes to the Dr., Dr. comes in and sees he has cabbage in his ears and carrots in his nose, Dr, says " I can tell already you aren't eating right".
 
ewe awl are two funny four me. Homophones are two much fun.
I'm knot witty enough two think these up myself. Eye had sum help.
Wont two play with my homophone machine?
click here
 
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a couple of words plays - sort of

optical delusion
Jacksonville (or whatever location) Hysterical Society
 
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