can you guys post something funny please?
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A man walked into a bar and said 'I've just seen a vampire!'
The bartender said 'don't be silly, vampires aren't real!'
'Unless you Count Dracula!' the man replied.
The bartender said 'don't be silly, vampires aren't real!'
'Unless you Count Dracula!' the man replied.
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I used to get in trouble at church for putting my Bible on the floor and actually standing on it
but my reasoning ( somewhere between ages 3-6) was that we were singing:
The B-I-B-L-E
yes that's the book for me!
I STAND UPON THE WORD OF GOD!
The B-I-B-L-E
BIBLE!
And let's face it, "Father Abraham" (and his many sons) had tons of actions/movements, so why not the other songs?
Too bad someone didn't use that as a teaching moment
but my reasoning ( somewhere between ages 3-6) was that we were singing:
The B-I-B-L-E
yes that's the book for me!
I STAND UPON THE WORD OF GOD!
The B-I-B-L-E
BIBLE!
And let's face it, "Father Abraham" (and his many sons) had tons of actions/movements, so why not the other songs?
Too bad someone didn't use that as a teaching moment
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I was going through Myrtle Beach one afternoon on the way to visit someone from the church for the first time so I was using GPS. Literally every 2 minutes the voice on the GPS said...in a quarter mile, go straight. My wife and kids and I never laughed so hard. Now every time someone asks for directions, someone will invariably say...in a quarter mile, go straight.
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When GPS first came out my friend was experimenting with it.
It told him to "go straight"
except there was a problem...
for him to "go straight" would mean driving into a lake that had been there forever
he said he was glad he knew where he was and how to get around the lake to get to his destination.
It told him to "go straight"
except there was a problem...
for him to "go straight" would mean driving into a lake that had been there forever
he said he was glad he knew where he was and how to get around the lake to get to his destination.
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When GPS first came out my friend was experimenting with it.
It told him to "go straight"
except there was a problem...
for him to "go straight" would mean driving into a lake that had been there forever
he said he was glad he knew where he was and how to get around the lake to get to his destination.
It told him to "go straight"
except there was a problem...
for him to "go straight" would mean driving into a lake that had been there forever
he said he was glad he knew where he was and how to get around the lake to get to his destination.
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If he'd gone a quarter mile first he would have been completely under water
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When GPS first came out my friend was experimenting with it.
It told him to "go straight"
except there was a problem...
for him to "go straight" would mean driving into a lake that had been there forever
he said he was glad he knew where he was and how to get around the lake to get to his destination.
It told him to "go straight"
except there was a problem...
for him to "go straight" would mean driving into a lake that had been there forever
he said he was glad he knew where he was and how to get around the lake to get to his destination.
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