Joke 1:
Person1 - Are you drunk?
Person2 - I'm not so think as you drunk I am
Joke 2:
Sardar Ji Joke -
Friend : Hey, I'm throwing a party tonight and I want you to come!
Sardar: Okay. I'll be there.
Reaches friend's home and finds note outside. "April fools. There's no party."
Sardar adds to the note.
April fools, I didn't come to the party."
Joke 3:
A taxi driver was taking a tourist through the city.
Tourist: Wow, that's a big house. Who's is it.
Taxi driver: Mujhe patha nahe Madam. (I don't know in Hindi)
Toursit: Who is the Mayor of this city?
Taxi driver: Mujhe patha nahe Madam.
Tourist : Who built this orphanage?
Taxi driver: Mujhe patha nahe Madam.
Then, the car stops as there is a funeral procession.
Tourist: Who is that?
Taxi driver: Mujhe Patha Nahe Madam.
The tourist gets out of the car and removes the hat in deep sorrow and reverence.