Ahhh ok.
So are you going to get a mouse named jerry Jerry?? Lol. Sorry it was a good show.
can you guys post something funny please?
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So are you going to get a mouse named jerry Jerry?? Lol. Sorry it was a good show.
Joke 1:
Person1 - Are you drunk?
Person2 - I'm not so think as you drunk I am
Joke 2:
Sardar Ji Joke -
Friend : Hey, I'm throwing a party tonight and I want you to come!
Sardar: Okay. I'll be there.
Reaches friend's home and finds note outside. "April fools. There's no party."
Sardar adds to the note.
April fools, I didn't come to the party."
Joke 3:
A taxi driver was taking a tourist through the city.
Tourist: Wow, that's a big house. Who's is it.
Taxi driver: Mujhe patha nahe Madam. (I don't know in Hindi)
Toursit: Who is the Mayor of this city?
Taxi driver: Mujhe patha nahe Madam.
Tourist : Who built this orphanage?
Taxi driver: Mujhe patha nahe Madam.
Then, the car stops as there is a funeral procession.
Tourist: Who is that?
Taxi driver: Mujhe Patha Nahe Madam.
The tourist gets out of the car and removes the hat in deep sorrow and reverence.
Person1 - Are you drunk?
Person2 - I'm not so think as you drunk I am
Joke 2:
Sardar Ji Joke -
Friend : Hey, I'm throwing a party tonight and I want you to come!
Sardar: Okay. I'll be there.
Reaches friend's home and finds note outside. "April fools. There's no party."
Sardar adds to the note.
April fools, I didn't come to the party."
Joke 3:
A taxi driver was taking a tourist through the city.
Tourist: Wow, that's a big house. Who's is it.
Taxi driver: Mujhe patha nahe Madam. (I don't know in Hindi)
Toursit: Who is the Mayor of this city?
Taxi driver: Mujhe patha nahe Madam.
Tourist : Who built this orphanage?
Taxi driver: Mujhe patha nahe Madam.
Then, the car stops as there is a funeral procession.
Tourist: Who is that?
Taxi driver: Mujhe Patha Nahe Madam.
The tourist gets out of the car and removes the hat in deep sorrow and reverence.
Thanks! And you are welcome
Squirrels are quite amusing
Oh, we had four at first, but kept only two...
Trooper stopped 80 year old couple going 80 in a 45 MPH speed zone. He asked, "why are speeding?" The lady replied, "we have to get there before we forget where we are going."
When my kids were little my daughter would tell a joke and we would laugh. My son, who was younger, would say something that wasn't a joke but he used the same voice inflection. We would laugh even harder! So he would say something else using the same inflection and we would "crack up".
