can you guys post something funny please?

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That's the UK for ya. A secular aka Godless chaplain. 🙄

Did you ever hear of Michael Aquino? He's a Satanist of the Temple of Set. He was in high command of the US Army Dept of Psy Ops. There were Witch chaplains too. It would be funny if not so crazy.
I attended a conference with a featured speaker who was a military chaplain who was arrested/court martial for closing a prayer "in Jesus name."
Ain't the US military a godly organization?
I'm just trying to figure out what god. 🤔
 
That's the UK for ya. A secular aka Godless chaplain. 🙄

Did you ever hear of Michael Aquino? He's a Satanist of the Temple of Set. He was in high command of the US Army Dept of Psy Ops. There were Witch chaplains too. It would be funny if not so crazy.
I attended a conference with a featured speaker who was a military chaplain who was arrested/court martial for closing a prayer "in Jesus name."
Ain't the US military a godly organization?
I'm just trying to figure out what god. 🤔

For those who served in the armed services, this is no reflection on you. I've been invited to stay in the personal homes of honorable Colonels and blessed to share holidays and hunted with vets. Some of my best students were enlisted too. None of them were Satanists or wicked.
Doesn't it seem like there's some evil characters at the top of most organizations for some strange reasons?
There's enemies within as well as without.
 
No. I almost wish it was though. almost

There was a shot posted a while back in the local paper. Some with a sunroof caught a shot of a funnel coming down. to their car. Dead center of the funnel.
Wow! Tornados and lightning are two of the powerful natural forces that photography captures the best IMHO.
 
Numbers 22:21-39
New International Version

21 Balaam got up in the morning, saddled his donkey and went with the Moabite officials. 22 But God was very angry when he went, and the angel of the Lord stood in the road to oppose him. Balaam was riding on his donkey, and his two servants were with him. 23 When the donkey saw the angel of the Lord standing in the road with a drawn sword in his hand, it turned off the road into a field. Balaam beat it to get it back on the road.
24 Then the angel of the Lord stood in a narrow path through the vineyards, with walls on both sides. 25 When the donkey saw the angel of the Lord, it pressed close to the wall, crushing Balaam’s foot against it. So he beat the donkey again.
26 Then the angel of the Lord moved on ahead and stood in a narrow place where there was no room to turn, either to the right or to the left. 27 When the donkey saw the angel of the Lord, it lay down under Balaam, and he was angry and beat it with his staff. 28 Then the Lord opened the donkey’s mouth, and it said to Balaam, “What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?”
29 Balaam answered the donkey, “You have made a fool of me! If only I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now.”
30 The donkey said to Balaam, “Am I not your own donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day? Have I been in the habit of doing this to you?”
“No,” he said.
31 Then the Lord opened Balaam’s eyes, and he saw the angel of the Lord standing in the road with his sword drawn. So he bowed low and fell facedown.
32 The angel of the Lord asked him, “Why have you beaten your donkey these three times? I have come here to oppose you because your path is a reckless one before me.[a] 33 The donkey saw me and turned away from me these three times. If it had not turned away, I would certainly have killed you by now, but I would have spared it.”
34 Balaam said to the angel of the Lord, “I have sinned. I did not realize you were standing in the road to oppose me. Now if you are displeased, I will go back.”
35 The angel of the Lord said to Balaam, “Go with the men, but speak only what I tell you.” So Balaam went with Balak’s officials.
36 When Balak heard that Balaam was coming, he went out to meet him at the Moabite town on the Arnon border, at the edge of his territory. 37 Balak said to Balaam, “Did I not send you an urgent summons? Why didn’t you come to me? Am I really not able to reward you?”
38 “Well, I have come to you now,” Balaam replied. “But I can’t say whatever I please. I must speak only what God puts in my mouth.”
39 Then Balaam went with Balak to Kiriath Huzoth.
 
Numbers 22:21-39
New International Version

21 Balaam got up in the morning, saddled his donkey and went with the Moabite officials. 22 But God was very angry when he went, and the angel of the Lord stood in the road to oppose him. Balaam was riding on his donkey, and his two servants were with him. 23 When the donkey saw the angel of the Lord standing in the road with a drawn sword in his hand, it turned off the road into a field. Balaam beat it to get it back on the road.
24 Then the angel of the Lord stood in a narrow path through the vineyards, with walls on both sides. 25 When the donkey saw the angel of the Lord, it pressed close to the wall, crushing Balaam’s foot against it. So he beat the donkey again.
26 Then the angel of the Lord moved on ahead and stood in a narrow place where there was no room to turn, either to the right or to the left. 27 When the donkey saw the angel of the Lord, it lay down under Balaam, and he was angry and beat it with his staff. 28 Then the Lord opened the donkey’s mouth, and it said to Balaam, “What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?”
29 Balaam answered the donkey, “You have made a fool of me! If only I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now.”
30 The donkey said to Balaam, “Am I not your own donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day? Have I been in the habit of doing this to you?”
“No,” he said.
31 Then the Lord opened Balaam’s eyes, and he saw the angel of the Lord standing in the road with his sword drawn. So he bowed low and fell facedown.
32 The angel of the Lord asked him, “Why have you beaten your donkey these three times? I have come here to oppose you because your path is a reckless one before me.[a] 33 The donkey saw me and turned away from me these three times. If it had not turned away, I would certainly have killed you by now, but I would have spared it.”
34 Balaam said to the angel of the Lord, “I have sinned. I did not realize you were standing in the road to oppose me. Now if you are displeased, I will go back.”
35 The angel of the Lord said to Balaam, “Go with the men, but speak only what I tell you.” So Balaam went with Balak’s officials.
36 When Balak heard that Balaam was coming, he went out to meet him at the Moabite town on the Arnon border, at the edge of his territory. 37 Balak said to Balaam, “Did I not send you an urgent summons? Why didn’t you come to me? Am I really not able to reward you?”
38 “Well, I have come to you now,” Balaam replied. “But I can’t say whatever I please. I must speak only what God puts in my mouth.”
39 Then Balaam went with Balak to Kiriath Huzoth.
Yeah... And when the Israelites came through, they mowed Balaam down.


I think you got the wrong thread though.
 
That's the UK for ya. A secular aka Godless chaplain. 🙄

Did you ever hear of Michael Aquino? He's a Satanist of the Temple of Set. He was in high command of the US Army Dept of Psy Ops. There were Witch chaplains too. It would be funny if not so crazy.
I attended a conference with a featured speaker who was a military chaplain who was arrested/court martial for closing a prayer "in Jesus name."
Ain't the US military a godly organization?
I'm just trying to figure out what god. 🤔
No I never heard of him, really? wow. Yeah that is definitely anti Christian. Ever watch the movie Sheffy? about Evangelist Robert Sheffy, He had a lot of wisdom.
Makes me wonder why people still call the US a Christian Country, You can't call your self a Christian if you Don't know Jesus as your personal Lord and Saviour. Well unless your a liar or hypocrite. I am with you 100%.
 
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No I never heard of him, really? wow. Yeah that is definitely anti Christian. Ever watch the movie Sheffy? about Evangelist Robert Sheffy, He had a lot of wisdom.
Makes me wonder why people still call the US a Christian Country, You can't call your self a Christian if you Don't know Jesus as your personal Lord and Saviour. Well unless your a liar or hypocrite. I am with you 100%.


I watched Sheffy as a kid, a Bob Jones University production if I remember right. I remember the preacher setting up a fire to fool the drunk wife beater into thinking he was in Hell, memorable scene.

Here's an interview with one of the chaplains court marshalled for typical things we take for granted like ending a prayer "in Jesus Name". He's not a fundamentalist or a radical hate group leader like the atheists hate group organizations say. He's a normal chaplain and this is how far much of the leadership has come to. If you ever were part of or studied the military, you know there are some of the most honorable people in it, however it's not exactly a Christian organization.


Here's the Satanist that I mentioned and that's it because this is the wrong forum topic.
Happy to take it to one of my threads though. Begins 5:45 Mark

YouTube, Army PsyOp And Temple of Set high priest Michael Aquino