I think it's about time for another 'women can't wear pants church' thread and it's spin-off 'music is not allowed in church' thread. Now, those are classic examples of high-entertainment venues.
Currently enjoying the 'alcohol is a sin' thread too which states, albeit not conclusively, that Jesus actually turned water into Welch's grape juice at the wedding at Cana. Apparently, there are a few that don't know the definition of the word 'wine'. Reminds me back in the day when Bill Clinton said, under oath during grand jury testimony, "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is." I'm picking up the same kind of mojo on this thread.