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Hello Thunderrr. International law maybe, whatever that two tier system says, but not God's Law. "I will plant Israel in their own land, never again to be uprooted from the land I have given them,” says the LORD your God. (Amos 9:15). Note form this verse. God has given the land to Israel...

Welcome DestinyLight! Good to have you here. Greetings from Scotland :)

A guy went for an interview. Interviewer: it says here that you're fluent in Spanish? The Guy: Oui, oui! Interviewer: Actually that's French! The Guy: Great! I'll put that on my resume as well :)

A man went into a shoe shop to try on a shoe. He said to the assistant 'It's too tight!' The assistant said, 'try it with the tongue out'. He said 'It'th nho ghood it'th thill thoo thight!' :)

Happy St Patrick's Day: Why was the leprechaun given a desk job when he became a policeman? He was too green to go out on patrol. Why are leprechauns so concerned about global warming? They’re really into green living. What do leprechauns call fake diamonds? Sham-rocks Why can’t you...

Welcome Mal! Good to have you here. Sounds like a Godly attitude to have, I'm sure you'll fit in fine. God Bless and Greetings from Scotland :)

Hey Lori. I hope you're well. I'm pre-Trib for the following reason: Ephesians 2: 8-9 For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast. Salvation is by grace, the finished work of Christ on...

A pastor received a letter from a congregant. When he removed the letter from the envelope, it had one word written on it-"Fool"! "Well", said the pastor, "the sender signed the letter, but didn't write anything else!" The week before the clocks changed from daylight saving time, a pastor...

Hello from Scotland! Welcome :)

Me too. I find that sunlight helps, although we don't get much sun in Scotland much of the year. A few weeks of hot weather in the summer clears it up. :)

Today I met a friendly Arab. He was called 'Sheikh Mehande' :)

Greetings from Scotland. Welcome to Christian Chat! It's easy to get started, just find an interesting conversation and join in. God Bless You :)

Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said, “Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you.” (Hebrews 13:5). God Bless You :)

Q: Why are some people only sick during the working week? A: It must be their weekend immune system. :)

Amen! Welcome! Greetings from Scotland. As Hebrews 10:25 says: And let us not neglect our meeting together, as some people do, but encourage one another, especially now that the day of his return is drawing near. God Bless You :)

I was going to post a carpentry joke but I don't think it woodwork. :)

So we can say: Psalm 40: 7-8 'Here I am, I have come – it is written about me in the scroll. I desire to do your will, my God; your law is within my heart.’ :)

Welcome BrotherDave! Glad you found this site, hope you have many blessed times of fellowship here. I'm in Scotland. I used to have a great-uncle in Norwich, have many happy memories of that part of England. God Bless You :)

A bald guy walked into a general store. 'Do you know where I can get a Toupée?' The shop assistant looked surprised and said 'Not off the top of my head!' :D

Online Christian chat forums like this one are real blessing. We can speak to and encourage brothers and sisters in the Lord on the other side of the world, people we wouldn't otherwise meet! Hebrews 10:25 not giving up meeting together....but encouraging one another—and all the more as you...